thumb drive gift
Thumb Drive

If you’re looking for a gift for a coworker but can’t quite put your finger on what to get them, look no further because this one gets a big thumbs up from us. If they thought that having opposable thumbs was useful enough, they’ve never come across the even more useful USB thumb. It’s also a safer alternative than sticking their own fingers in the side of their computer.

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How to Swear Around the World gift
How to Swear Around the World

It can be really frustrating when you’re away on an overseas business trip, soaking up the culture but not being able to order a drink at a bar or buy, well, anything at all really. At least with this handy book they’ll be able to air their frustrations in the local lingo and hopefully alert someone to their need for a helping hand…if they haven’t offended them first.

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Sous Vide Cooker
Sous Vide Cooker

Does your coworker seem to have far too much time on their hands? Get them this futuristic cooking contraption, that swirls the water as it heats it, or heats it as it cooks it, or something… to be honest, we’re not quite sure what it does (no one is), but foodies and MasterChef fans will love it.

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SkeweRack Flips Swekers
SkeweRack Sweker Flipper

For the coworker who is happy in almost every aspect of his life, except for one thing. He just can’t seem to master flipping his skewers. It’s making him the butt of the joke at every barbecue he (tries) to host. ‘Look at Steve, turning each of those kebabs individually! They’re completely uneven’. Save him from this ridicule, please.

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Personalized Satellite Map Jigsaw Puzzle
Personalized Satellite Map Jigsaw Puzzle

This gift could go one of two ways – for a thoughtful present, make the completed jigsaw map show the address where your colleague was born, lives now, or is a special place in their heart. For a passive-aggressive gift, put in the address of the local Krispy Kreme, that they can no longer visit since their diabetes diagnosis.

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Auto Survival Kit
Auto Survival Kit

For that colleague you actually quite like – you know, Emma from upstairs who always brings in apple pie, or Big Al who tells inappropriate jokes at serious work moments – what better gift than this, one that could actually save their life one day, and keep them around to feed and entertain you. There was a selfless intention there somewhere…

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Brain Specimen Coasters

If you and colleagues are always saying Joe needs to get himself a brain, don’t wait for him to figure it out (seriously, he won’t, he’s brainless), use your own brain and give him these cerebral coasters. Let’s just hope he uses them wisely, and doesn’t spill fruit juice on his frontal lobe. It’s a real concern.

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Smartphone Camera Lenses
Smartphone Camera Lenses

If you’re struggling to find a gift for your open-mouthed, boggle-eyed coworker – the one that looks a bit like that guy in The Human Centipede 2 (if you haven’t seen it, don’t) – how about a nice fisheye smartphone camera lens, so they can finally take photos that reflect the distorted, screwed-up way they see the world?

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Day Trader Board Game
Day Trader Board Game

Hey, you never know, you could be working with the next Wolf of Wall Street – he just hasn’t discovered his stockbroker talents yet! Help your co-worker in his Pursuit of Happiness by giving him this financial board game, and you might soon be starring in his autobiographical, rags-to-riches blockbuster. Now, who would play you…?

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App Controlled Cocktail Mixer
App Controlled Cocktail Mixer

Finally, an actual use for modern technology! For your coworker who fancies themselves as a bit of a Carrie from Sex and the City – in that they have too many shoes, a lot of Big problems, and enjoy a Cosmo or seven – this cocktail mixing gift is guaranteed to go down like a, well, Cosmo.

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NASA Sleep Promoting Light Bulb
NASA Sleep Promoting Light Bulb

If NASA uses it, it must be astronomically good, right? Ha. Ha. But seriously, for your coworker who’s always complaining about another terrible night’s sleep and giving everyone a courtside view of their tonsils as they yawn, this sleep-promoting gadget is a thoughtful gift that will benefit you all.

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Sushi Bazooka
Sushi Bazooka

We know what you’re thinking. Think again – rocketing sushi around your office might not prove as fun as it seems at first. Non-rocket sushi is awesome, though, so why not help nourish your coworkers’ addiction? It’ll be easier on their wallets when they start rolling their own (and hopefully they’ll share).

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Wilson from Cast Away
Wilson from Cast Away

They say every man is an island, but for your colleague who doesn’t have any friends in his archipelago, this Cast Away themed gift could be a hilarious / painfully poignant choice. His Wilson will be his companion, on the lifeboat that is your workplace, in a sea of loneliness and unemployment… ok, enough now.

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Sheep Skin Insoles
Sheep Skin Insoles

The perfect gift for your co-worker who struggles to leave their fluffy unicorn slippers at home in the morning- cough, um, did we say unicorn? We meant stylish sheepskin moccasins, obviously. Anyway, these cozy shoe liners will make them feel nice and warm and sleepy… oh no, Jeff’s fallen asleep at his desk again.

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Stun Gun Flashlight
Stun Gun Flashlight

Because nothing says, ‘Happy Birthday, and I hope you have a super fun day’ to your coworker like the gift of a taser. Could make a good gift for Mia, who keeps being hit on by Sleazeball Sean – there isn’t anyone in the office who wouldn’t secretly love to see him convulsing in pain on the floor, right?

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Wine Making Kit
Wine Making Kit

For those (admittedly rare) occasions when their wine rack is empty, and they can’t get to the liquor store, your coworker is sure to appreciate this wine making kit as their last resort. Until, that is, they realize it takes a month to brew, and they collapse in a sobbing, sober heap on the kitchen floor, cursing the day you were born.

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Spaghetti Noodle Pasta Measuring Tool
Spaghetti Noodle Pasta Measuring Tool

For your eternally optimistic (or deluded) co-worker, who still believes they might one day find love and have need to cook spaghetti for more than one person, this handy measuring tool is a great gift idea. And if they never find their soulmate, at least they’ll be able to comfort eat in horse-like proportions.

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The Gift of Scottish Lordship (Laird Or Lady)
The Gift of Scottish Lordship (Laird Or Lady)

Och aye the noo! This might just be the most awesome gift anyone has given a colleague, ever. Transform them instantly from lowly office worker sharing a tiny one bed apartment with three other lowly office workers, to a literal king (alright, Laird or Lady) of the castle. They even get their own tartan.

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Produce Saver
Produce Saver

When you’re having a bad day at work, there’s nothing like a ruined lunch to push you over the edge. For your colleague who’s always bringing in leftovers wrapped in aluminum foil, revolutionize their lunchtimes with some fancy food containers. No more soggy sandwiches or limp lettuce – you might just have saved them from a full, standing-on-their-desk-throwing-staplers meltdown.

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Loliware Edible Cups
Loliware Edible Cups

For your coworker who is always thirsty and hungry – seriously, he gets up like 90 times a day – consider the gift of an edible cup. What’s Frank doing now? Oh, he’s eating tableware. Classic Frank. But these tasty cups are biodegradable, and save plastic alternatives from ending up in our oceans. Frank’s actually an eco-warrior.

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Smartphone Charging Emergency Weather Radio
Smartphone Charging Emergency Weather Radio

The perfect gift for a colleague who is often lost in storms, this radio will warn them of impending meteorological doom, allowing them to find shelter (or get home from work!) in time. It will also keep their phone charged, so they can keep their Facebook friends fully up-to-date with their escapades.

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Make Your Own Bacon Kit
Make Your Own Bacon Kit

So, here’s a cute little piglet, some pig food, a knife and an instruction manual… Just kidding! It’s actually a bit of an already dead pig, with cures and flavorings for your foodie co-worker to transform it into tasty bacon. Probably not a good gift for vegetarians (unless you really don’t like them).

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Hang-O-Matic All-In-One Picture Hanging Tool
Hang-O-Matic Picture Hanging Tool

Has that wonky picture of the two birds behind Brian’s desk always made your left eye twitch? But, it would be weird to go over there just to straighten it, right? Now’s the time to fix that, by giving him this handy picture hanging device. Guaranteed to make even your most laidback colleague display OCD tendencies.

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Quick Popsicle Maker
Quick Popsicle Maker

Tired of all the slow popsicle making techniques out there? Finding you’re waiting too long for that frozen refreshment on a balmy day? Aren’t we all. Give your co-worker this speedy popsicle maker, and reap the rewards in as little as 7 minutes. Because they’re bound to leave it at work for you all to use…. aren’t they?!

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Solar Orbit Necklace
Solar Orbit Necklace

Sandra, my working day orbits around you (because you pay my wages). You are the moon to my stars. The sun to my Earth. The black hole that devours any glimmer of light from my already empty abyss of a Universe… Whatever you want to say to your coworker, this quirky necklace sums it up perfectly.

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Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters
Ninjabread Men Cookie Cutters

Finally, some genius has noticed that ‘ginger’ rhymes with ‘ninja’ and transformed the humble gingerbread man into a contortionist Jackie Chan would be proud of. What’s next – Parrot Cake? Chocolate Chip Wookies? Still, a great gift for a ginger-haired colleague, these should certainly ‘spice’ up the office charity bake sale.

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Beard Head
Beard Head

Wow, who’s the hot new Viking in cubicle 9… oh no, wait, it’s just Matthew, with that stupid hat on again. For your pre-pubescent colleague who has only ever managed a few straggly chin hairs, this bushy beard and hat combo is everything he (or she) has always dreamed of. From nothing to Norse warrior in 3 seconds flat.

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Bottle Breacher
50 Caliber Bottle Opener

A cool gift for a classy coworker – or your resident beer-guzzling buffoon – this bullet-shaped bottle opener is sure to go down, well, like a cool beer on a sunny afternoon. Plus, it looks a bit like a pen, so your colleague can keep it in their desk drawer without arousing suspicion. The six pack of beers on the other hand…

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soda stream
SodaStream Sparkling Water Maker

Because normal water is just so, like, mainstream. For your co-worker who wants to be ‘different’ and ‘alternative’, give them this sparkling water maker, so they can make their own cool carbonated drinks. They’ll be concocting an edgy elderflower and blackcurrant soda, or a hipster avocado and coconut spritz in no time. Yum.

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fermented coffee gift
Fermented Coffee

By now we know that the old hysteria about coffee being bad for your health was nonsense. In fact it’s fantastic for you. So take that, food police. Now someone went and made fermented coffee, which is also great for your digestive tract. The fermentation process also removes the bitterness and acidity from the bean, so your tongue will be grateful as well.

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Water Balloon Russian Roulette
Water Balloon Russian Roulette

For when your boss is away on a conference, this fun twist on the much more sinister classic will help you and your colleagues pass the time. Just make sure the boss has definitely gone. Otherwise, you might struggle to explain why you’re soaking wet, covered in bits of rubber and screaming at the guy in cubicle 4.

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Scotch Infused Toothpicks
Scotch Infused Toothpicks

If you’re looking for a subtle way to tell your coworker that they always have spinach in their teeth, look no further than these whisky flavored toothpicks. On the plus side, you’ll no longer have to look at the salad growing in their mouth. On the downside, their breath will smell faintly of Scotch forevermore.

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Bob’s Burgers Burger Book

Ideal for your colleague named Bob, or anyone who likes burgers a little too much (we’re thinking Big Dave?) this pun-filled recipe book is packed full of strange creations from the TV series, and is sure to be a well-received gift. Just make sure to avoid the break room while Dave devours his Foot Feta-ish Burger – awkward.

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Molecular Gastronomy kit
Molecular Gastronomy Kit

For the weird-food-loving Charles Boyle of your Brooklyn Nine-Nine-esque workplace, what better gift than this high-end, culinary creation kit mixed with science experiment? Just make sure you get an invite to their next dinner party – the chocolate spaghetti and edible bubbles are sure to catapult you back to your Kindergarten days.

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1 year amazon prime membership
1 Year Of Amazon Prime

In our crazy modern world, who has the patience to wait more than a day for their online purchases, or to watch one episode a week of their favorite series, instead of a 10-hour binge? Not your desk-mate Joe, that’s for sure – you once saw him eat a Snickers with the wrapper still on. That’s why he’ll love this gift.

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Breathometer
Oral Health Monitor

This is a particularly good gift for a colleague you’re going to be working in close proximity with in the near future – perhaps you’re on a project together, or maybe they just sit uncomfortably close, thanks to the company cut-backs packing you all into cubicles like sardines. In these situations, good oral hygiene is essential to your happiness.

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Car Hammer Seatbelt Cutter Window Breaker Emergency Escape Tool
Car Emergency Escape Tool

Probably the kind of gift that will get an initial reaction of a raised eyebrow and a ‘gee… thanks’, your coworker will take it all back if they ever get trapped in a car. Also, if they end up leaving your place to pursue that career in escapology they’ve always dreamed of. Hey, even Houdini had to start somewhere!

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Bourbon Infused Coffee gift
Bourbon Infused Coffee

Everyone likes a nice stiff after-dinner drink, but sometimes you get tired of swearing at strangers and getting in fights with the sheriff. What’s a country boy to do? A great gift for the coworker who’s looking to tone it down a notch but can’t give up the taste of that sweet Kentucky nectar. Or anyone who wants an extra special kick to start the day.

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Make Your Own Music Box
Make Your Own Music Box

A beautiful and thoughtful gift for any music-loving colleague, this make your own music box is likely to transport the recipient back in time – just be aware it could also kick-start a long and wistful monologue about their youth and days gone by. Settle in, you’re in it for the long haul.

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Foodie Dice
Foodie Dice

For your less adventurous coworker who brings in chicken, rice and veggies every single lunchtime without fail, these quirky foodie dice will shake them out of their comfort zone and stir up some new meal combinations. Who knows – tomorrow they might have rice, veggies and chicken. Or even pork. Mind = blown.

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Air Swimmers Remote Control Flying Fish
Remote Control Flying Fish

Nemo, is that you? You’ve found him! That’s what your co-worker will be gleefully exclaiming when you hand over the gift of this giant flying fish. Perfect for marine biologists and pescatarians, this fun toy will love flying around your workplace – and, you’ve already got next year’s gift in the bag. Dory!

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Edible Legos

Much less painful to stand on than the real kind if your coworker happens to drop one on the floor, these edible Lego candy blocks make a great gift idea for any overgrown child in your building (every workplace has one, and if you think yours doesn’t, it’s probably you. So, enjoy!)

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AAA membership
AAA membership

One for Glenda on reception who drives that beat-up old truck with the sunflowers in the window, the gift of an AAA membership will only be truly appreciated by your colleague when they’re stuck by the roadside at midnight with only the Emergency Road Service number to call… You’ll be their hero, without even leaving your cozy bed!

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Digital Tape Measure
Digital Tape Measure

Probably not a good choice for your coworker who still thinks calculators are the height of modern technology, this cross between a tape measure and a computer might just tip them over the edge. For anyone else, particularly those partial to a spot of weekend DIY, this unique gift is sure to measure up nicely. Ha. Ha.

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Knight Toilet Paper Holder
Knight Toilet Paper Holder

During the average lifetime, we spend approximately 92 days on the toilet – no wonder some genius gift-maker has created this noble toilet roll holder to help pass the time! Great for your colleague who’s always sneaking off with their phone in hand, now they’ll have a knight to keep them company on their throne!

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Make Your Own Cheese Kit
Make Your Own Cheese Kit

Everyone loves cheese, right? Which means this is the perfect gift for literally any of your coworkers (except vegans, or those with dairy intolerance, or allergies… ok, not quite literally). It could also be a treat for you though – there’s nothing like a bit of Hector’s homemade halloumi to get you through those Monday morning meetings.

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mBerry Tablets Alter Taste Perception
mBerry Tablets Alter Taste Perception

If one of your colleagues just won’t stop bringing in her ‘delicious’ homemade apple cakes (the ones which taste like cider vinegar and make the rest of you gag) take one for the team and gift your other colleagues these natural, taste-altering tablets, so at least you can stagger your visits to the bathroom to ‘recover’.

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PhoneSoap
PhoneSoap

If you’ve ever had to borrow a colleague’s phone, only to pale at the sticky stuff on the screen and try to hold it as far away from your ear as possible, this is the gift for that colleague – a case which magically cleans their phone as it charges (ok, it’s lasers, not actual magic. We’ll contact Harry Potter).

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Cordless Neck and Shoulder Heat Wrap
Cordless Neck and Shoulder Heat Wrap

At the end of a long working day, all you probably feel like doing is going home, putting your feet up and having your partner rub your shoulders to de-stress. Well, spare a thought for your colleague, Colin, who’s going home to an empty apartment, Chinese takeout (again) and a cat who can’t stand him… he needs this.

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Solar Cooker
Solar Cooker

For a colleague who just loves the great outdoors, being ‘at one with nature’ and ‘living off the land’, give them this solar powered cooker, so they can prepare their meals the way their forefathers did, with nothing but the heat of the sun… oh no, wait, the forefathers invented fire for that. Our bad.

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Everything Explained Through Flowcharts: All of Life's Mysteries Unraveled
All of Life’s Mysteries Unraveled

For that colleague who’s always trying to start debates about the origin of the Universe and the like, this book is the perfect replacement for your faux half-interest. Finally, your deep-thinking co-worker will have some answers to those big questions that keep them awake at night, and can stop bugging you – everybody wins!

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Roadside Assistance Auto Emergency Kit
Auto Emergency Kit

Have a coworker with a long commute to the office? How about one that seems to use auto related excuses for why they are late a little too often? Help make sure they actually get to the workplace with a car emergency kit that solves the simple issues like a dead battery.

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Never Have I Ever Game
Never Have I Ever Game

Help your coworkers learn more about the people around them than they could ever possibly want to know with the classic party game Never Have I Ever. The game is simple: each player takes turns drawing a card and reading the “Never have I ever…” statement out loud, answers truthfully, then hopes everyone is too drunk to remember what they said.

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Brew Your Own Kombucha Kit gift
Brew Your Own Kombucha Kit

Kombucha is the ancient art of making tea into something half the people who try it will love and the other half will vomit back onto your carpet. The people who love it are objectively correct, because it makes you live forever (almost). Any coworker who has fallen head over heels for it will do the same for you if you buy them this homebrew kit.

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Make Your Own Chocolate Truffles Kit
Make Your Own Chocolate Truffles Kit

Chocolates used to (and perhaps still do) come from factories run by shady recluses and populated by obese midget slaves. Or at least that’s what the video evidence suggests. But it doesn’t have to be that way anymore. Stick it to big business by giving your coworker this home chocolate making kit and help them join the artisan revolution. A whole new way to make chocolate “guilt free”.

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random acts of kindness kit
Random Acts Of Kindness Kit

Big ideas can change the world, but so do small acts. Not all of us can create the next Google or reinvent the energy industry, but we can all be better at being human. This international, online-integrated card game provides the ideas and the motivation to spread goodwill everywhere you go, one act at a time.

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The Experts' Guide to 100 Things Everyone Should Know How to Do
100 Things Everyone Should Know How to Do

There are certain things everyone ‘should’ know how to do, but by a certain age it becomes too late to admit you don’t – and this is how you end up with that colleague who still has no clue how to tie his necktie, despite wearing one for the last 3 years. Revolutionize that guy’s life with this book.

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Dog Corn Holders
Dog Corn Holders

Move aside Crusoe and Oakley, these quirky dachshund corn cob holders are the new cutest dachshunds in town! An alternative interpretation of corn dogs, these adorable dog corn holders are the perfect gift for any real or corn dog loving coworker, and are guaranteed to make you Man’s Best Friend.

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tunes gift card
iTunes Gift Card

Some people are just impossible. If you want to avoid getting the look that says, “I don’t understand why you ever thought I would like this,” then get them an iTunes gift card. There’s no shame in that. There’s also no risk, unless they don’t like music, in which case they’re probably not human anyway.

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wine bottle puzzle gift
Wine Bottle Puzzle

If there’s anything that can make wine taste better, it’s a little frustration. If you think life in our rapid-delivery consumer culture is just a bit too easy, then teach your coworker a valuable lesson by making them work more than they anticipated for their gift. You’re not only giving the world’s oldest artisan beverage, you’re helping develop life skills.

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air bnb gift card
AirBNB Gift Card

Standard hotels are convenient and something of a social institution, but when it comes down to it they’re all the same, except that in the cheaper ones the desk clerks are a little creepier and the maids are drunker. Airbnb takes the predictability out of travel lodging and replaces it with an endless variety of unique experiences. For coworkers who appreciate the human touch.

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hotels gift card

Back in the old days you were really rolling the dice when you chose a hotel. Either you called blindly after skimming the phone book or simply drove all night and hoped you saw a vacancy sign before you ran out of gas and got murdered by a vagrant. A hotels.com gift card is not just a way of picking up the tab for your coworker’s stay; it’s also the priceless gift of peace of mind.

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candle shadows gift
Candle Shadow Projector

Back when old people were kids, shadow puppeteering was accepted as a legitimate skill. That meant holding your hands in front of a light to create rudimentary animal shapes on the wall, because there was no internet. These candleholders are a serious step up. Just try making a mature cedar with your hands. Ok, stop. It’s not going to happen.

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bike chain bowl gift
Bike Chain Bowl

Certain small items like keys, wallet, and sunglasses have a bad habit of getting lost when they’re most needed, so it’s nice to have a dedicated spot for them. Ikea probably has a solution for that, but for the love of god, it’s time to stop relying on the Swedish to solve all of your problems. This nice man in Oregon put together a very unique bowl that would look great on someone’s coffee table.

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decision paperweight gift
Decision Paperweight

The burden of constant decision making has been found to be the leading cause of workplace violence. Help forestall a catastrophe by moving the burden onto this ever patient, always reliable aluminum spinner. You may just be saving a life.

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magnetic fidget toy gift
Magnetic Fidget Toy

Sometimes avoiding work is the most productive thing you can do, as long as you don’t spend it watching videos of someone’s cat riding a robot vacuum into the wall. This magnetic fidget toy not only relieves stress but can rejuvenate and clear the mind at the same time. The perfect mini break for someone with a mind-numbing job.

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donut warming mug gift
Donut Warming Mug

For all of these long decades, if you’ve been the kind of person who likes warm donuts, you’ve mostly been out of luck, and you likely felt like something was amiss with the world. That’s all changed now. The only thing you need to keep your donut the right temperature is this specially made mug. Give this to a coworker and they will literally have nothing left to complain about except the smell of your feet.

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dandelion paperweight gift
Dandelion Paperweight

Sometimes the best gifts are the simplest. This dandelion seed head preserved inside a glass paperweight will remind them that there is indeed a natural world outside that continues on regardless of how suffocating and claustrophobic office life can be. You know, the kind of thing that can really lift your spirits.

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roll up keyboard gift
Roll Up Keyboard

At first glance, you might think this is how Salvador Dalí would have typed if he had lived to see the modern laptop. But this is something even the great surrealist never would have dreamed up. This soft silicone keyboard rolls into an ultra compact, portable size, so it’s a perfect gift for coworkers who are on the go.

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homicidal pen holder gift
Homicidal Pen Holder

If the pen is mightier than the sword, you should be able to kill people with it. Because killing people is really easy with a sword. Killing people, however, is frowned upon, unless they’re really asking for it. It’s much more responsible to stick to the symbolic act this penholder allows.

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everything is fine note pad gift
Everything is Fine Paper Pad

Corporate life is not about achievement or progress, it’s about survival. Everyone in the office tribe knows this but few will admit it. With a few strokes of the pen, an artist has rendered that common feeling of treading water with feigned composure that all cubicle slaves feel as soon as they enter the dungeon. Remind a coworker that you’re all in on the game with this humorous and poignant paper pad.

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Tear-out Letters to the Morons Who Muck Up Your Life

Explaining to people why they suck gets very, very tiring. Luckily, two inspired authors did all the work for us. All the reader has to do is tear out the pages and deliver them to the appropriate assholes. If only all justice was this easy.

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Lego Coffee Mug gift
Lego Coffee Mug

Everyone gets their best ideas when in the throes of a caffeine rush, but the tools aren’t always handy just then to construct their timeless masterpiece. Legos are the canvas, brush, and pigments of the juvenile visionary. This is where art finally meets function.

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Concrete Desktop Planter gift
Concrete Desktop Planter

Everyone has that coworker whose desk is as barren as their donut-pummeled, fluorescent-bleached soul. You can try to add a little life to their surroundings with this concrete desktop planter. Its modern, spare, utilitarian design allows it to fit in just about any environment.

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R2-D2 Ceramic Teapot
R2-D2 Ceramic Teapot

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, this incredible teapot emerged from the depths of Naboo, and since then it’s served the best of them (even Yoda himself, if you believe the rumors). Now it’s the turn of your Star Wars obsessed coworker, with this quali-tea gift of galactic proportions.

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fabric steamer
Fabric Steamer

In a sea of practical jokes and fun gifts, your more serious colleague is sure to appreciate a fabric steamer. Also, a great idea for that guy who always walks in wearing a crumpled shirt and looking like he’s only had 2 hours sleep – what does he do anyway? You probably don’t want to know.

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