Amazon Prime Membership
In some ways this is the perfect white elephant gift. An Amazon Prime membership, first of all, is awesome. Throwing something like this into a steal-your-neighbor’s-gift exchange— amid all the raccoon fur slippers and bird whistles and tube socks – is usually a good way to guarantee bloodshed. But most likely, there are only a few people at your white elephant gift exchange that don’t already have this, so you’re probably just going to make someone’s day. And if things get a little raucous, at least it will be memorable.