Bath Bomb Making Kit
So you’ve decided to get your sister a bomb kit. Scour the internet and you’ll find instructions for making any kind of bomb you want. But instead of making one that blows people up, why don’t you teach her how to make a bath bomb? No costly medical bills or long, drawn out criminal trials. Just a few minutes of relaxation.
If you haven’t heard, the digital publishing revolution has been in full swing for years now. Anyone can order their own custom created books, pamphlets, and other propaganda material with the click of a button. Online printing experts Shutterfly have gotten in the game with a custom printed photo book. No more slipping Polaroids into clear plastic sleeves. That was cool in the 60s, but we’ve come a long way since then. Now you can commission the kind of glossy, professionally bound photo book that used to be reserved for the fancy-pantsed big shot photographers.
In the age of AI and computer automation, we need to resist the machines any way we can. This is a great way to start — with a hand-cranked portable washing machine. The manual washing machine is a perfect statement of self-sufficiency and independence, and it’s a wonderful way to recruit someone you know into the resistance. It also allows the user to get the laundry done while on the road, while camping far away from electricity, or even during a hypothetical apocalypse. All in all, it’s a necessary tool in today’s world. The revolution starts here.
Nothing beats the comfort of lounging around the house, enveloped in something much larger than yourself, unless that something is a giant snake, the crushing anxiety of an ever-uncertain future, or a sense of guilt for that awful thing you said at last year’s family picnic. A giant knit blanket helps to smother any of these undesirable feelings, leaving one with a sense of warmth and security.
Who has time for art museums? Bring the masters direct to home and gaze at their unparalleled creations whenever you so desire. Free admission to the best seat in the house! Feature your own works of art right alongside the undisputed greats. Art is definitely not dead.
Floaties are optional for this therapeutic bath. Stimulate your sister to the core with an out-of-this-world flotation experience. Safe, peaceful and restorative, this water treatment capsule will help to wash away her tension and debilitating pain as the healing waters rejuvenate her from within. Give your sister the gift of good health. Water is life.
Got a sister that likes to keep a tidy house? Or a sister that just likes practical presents in general? Hit both nails on the head with this built-in kitchen vacuum. It’s easy to use and powerful enough to get rid of all the frustrating bits of dirt that a dustpan just can’t get to. Plus, it’s so easy to install you won’t have to do it for her. Winner all around!
Give your sister something worthwhile to do all day. Humane, effective and fun, this wildlife wand sure beats ant traps and smoke bombs! Every house has some critters lurking around and this masterful toy is just the right tool for the job. With just a flick of the wrist, those daddy longlegs will be back in the wild in no time flat.
Bring the campfire to the table with this toasty little kitchen accessory. This surefire hit will be the perfect accompaniment to any party. Your sister will be able to roast the whole bag of marshmallows to her heart’s delight! Layer on the candy bars and watch all the world’s problems just melt away with just one bite of these oozing graham sandwiches. S’mile Sis, this one’s on me!