Box Of Compliments
One thing people can never have enough of is flattery. They can have plenty of doodads, all of the whatchamacallems and far too many thingamabobs, but there’s always room for a few more compliments. This beautifully presented box of kind words is almost too thoughtful to bear.
Sure, they said they didn’t want anything, but that’s only because they’ve never seen this pancake printing robot. If they had known about this thing, well they’d already have this too. What a great time to be alive and hungry for breakfast!
He thinks he owns everything he could possibly imagine, but prove him wrong with a gift that doesn’t even exist yet. Commissioning a piece of original artwork is perfect for the man who can’t possibly think of what he wants. It’s a one-of-a-kind present and what’s more satisfying than having something that no one else ever will?
They may have everything in the world that their heart desires, but what about the universe? Give them their very own star and let them name it, or name it after them. It is unclear whether these star deeds will hold up in inter-galactic court, but since we’re actually seeing starlight that has traveled for millions of years to reach us, it’s also unclear if these stars still exist in the first place.
They might have everything today, but that could change quickly if they become the unfortunate victim of cyber-theft. RFID chips in modern credit cards make paying easy, but they also have a serious vulnerability - the chip can be scanned by cyber criminals without you even knowing it. All they have to do is walk past you and your card data is captured without them even touching it. It’s a growing concern but luckily there’s an easy solution with RFID blocking cards and wallets.
Let the man who has everything make the musical world his oyster with this self-contained hootenanny. What looks like an old traditional gift is actually packed with up-to-date musical technology, playing over 1000 songs from a built in digital music player. He’ll feel like he practically has every song in the world at his fingertips and will never have to listen to the same song twice with this impressive feat of musical engineering.
So, he’s got everything a man could possibly need but does he have a Plan B for when the sh*t hits the fan? And if Plan B doesn’t work out, has he got his Plan C and D in place? If not, it’s worth getting him a gift that will make sure he’s covered for all eventualities. A man who has everything has nothing if he’s not a man with a plan, after all.
Okay, so there’s absolutely nothing in the world you can buy them that they would actually want or need. Well, that’s pretty amazing. Admirable even. But don’t overlook the obvious - they still need to eat. You could cook for them, or treat them to a fancy restaurant, but why not bring the experience of fine dining into the home? Hiring a professional private chef will make for a unique and memorable evening. Not only do they get to eat amazing food prepared right in their kitchen with their own equipment, they will learn the nuances of culinary excellence from a seasoned expert.
Everything eh? Here’s one thing they probably don’t have. Behold the undisputed King of the Gummy Bears. This 5 pound monstrosity is a gift that will lead to another thing they don’t already have. A week long stomach ache.