Bring Me Wine Socks
Okay, so socks aren’t typically the most thoughtful thing you could wrap up, but if your sister is the type that likes to sit back and sip a nice big glass of wine, then this whimsical gift might be perfect for her tired feet. All she has to do is slip them on and wait for a glass of her favorite nectar to appear in her hand. We can’t guarantee that wine waiting won’t fall to you though, so proceed with caution when you’re giving these.
Everyone loves a gift that keeps on giving. Effortless and eye-catching, this treasure trove is perfect for re-gifting! Your sister will feel like she’s hit the jackpot before she even starts scratching. This any-time gift will pay the rewards forward because hope never runs out on this winner. Maybe, just maybe today’s her lucky day!
For the coffee and donut addicts of the world, it’s hard to believe that anything could improve this heavenly pairing. But that will make it all the more mind-blowing when they realize you have indeed given them something that will take the experience to another level. This truly ingenious piece of kitchen/office-ware provides the perfect platform on which the two elements meet to create the true breakfast of champions. Because if you’re going to do it, you might as well do it right.
Floaties are optional for this therapeutic bath. Stimulate your sister to the core with an out-of-this-world flotation experience. Safe, peaceful and restorative, this water treatment capsule will help to wash away her tension and debilitating pain as the healing waters rejuvenate her from within. Give your sister the gift of good health. Water is life.
Why not reward the passive-aggressive person in your life with a playful beast that best personifies the light and dark sides of their personality? Raw emotional expression can be quite therapeutic and these cuddly critters are particularly gifted when it comes to delivering love and horror with just one forcible squeeze. Lifeless teddy bears are dreadfully dull and possibly creepier than these cheeky creatures. This badass gift is sure to raise the shock factor at the next occasion!
Nothing beats the comfort of lounging around the house, enveloped in something much larger than yourself, unless that something is a giant snake, the crushing anxiety of an ever-uncertain future, or a sense of guilt for that awful thing you said at last year’s family picnic. A giant knit blanket helps to smother any of these undesirable feelings, leaving one with a sense of warmth and security.
Bring the campfire to the table with this toasty little kitchen accessory. This surefire hit will be the perfect accompaniment to any party. Your sister will be able to roast the whole bag of marshmallows to her heart’s delight! Layer on the candy bars and watch all the world’s problems just melt away with just one bite of these oozing graham sandwiches. S’mile Sis, this one’s on me!
Gone are the days of tripping over cords and accidentally sucking up Grandma’s lost earring. This powerful fella is about to change your sister’s life. The rewards of absentee vacuuming are beyond compare. We’re not just talking about spotless floors free of cat hair and breadcrumbs. Roomba transcends cleanliness by giving peace of mind and precious time—two things none of us has enough of. Treat her to the floor butler of dreams!
So you’ve decided to get your sister a bomb kit. Scour the internet and you’ll find instructions for making any kind of bomb you want. But instead of making one that blows people up, why don’t you teach her how to make a bath bomb? No costly medical bills or long, drawn out criminal trials. Just a few minutes of relaxation.