Candy G-String
There are plenty of ways to make an anniversary night sweet, but you may never have thought this literally. And in all honesty, life would probably be a lot better if more things were edible, because it would cut down on waste. After all, most underwear eventually gets thrown away, which means it probably ends up in the ocean, where it chokes some rare and beautiful seabird to death on a remote island you’ve never heard of. Is that the legacy you want to leave behind?