Executive Drop Mic
Executive communication often tends to be dry and uninspiring. In truth, there’s no reason for that. The right props can make any old shriveled suit into a performance artist that grabs the audience by the throat and won’t let go. The executive mic will add just the right punctuation to their next board meeting.
Why have someone else “smell this and tell me if it’s OK” when you can have science do it instead? The Food Freshness Detector can sniff meat, fish, and poultry to tell you when you need to cook it a little more thoroughly or throw it right out. Give it to that friend who loves to throw dinner parties and eat the food without worry.
In 50 years, we bet they’ve never drank out of anything this cool. Ok, well, maybe that time they got drunk while traveling in Europe and ended up glugging from the Trevi fountain… but since then. These awe-inspiring glasses feature actual images of space taken by NASA, taking drinking to whole new dimension.
However they like their steak, make sure that their birthday dinner doesn’t leave them feeling blue for all the wrong reasons. You are what you eat and this ingenious little invention makes sure that they’re spoiled in the right way, even if they’re not feeling too fresh at the thought of turning 40.
You care about the 30-year-old in your life: that’s why you’re giving them an excuse to talk—or in some cases, yell—to themselves. “Alexa, stop music. I SAID STOP MUSIC.” When it’s working properly, it will be helpful though, which is why they’ll be sure to thank you—if the Amazon Echo understands to text you correctly.
When you hit 50, you have to start being a bit more careful with how much raw chicken you’re consuming – perhaps dropping quantities from 3 to 2 pinkish wings per day. This food freshness detector will help them decide when the risk of Salmonella is too high for them to properly enjoy their meal.
For a 50-year-old chemistry teacher, alchemist or Breaking Bad fan, these scientific coasters are sure to go down well. Like Plutonium in water (it’s a heavy metal, don’t you know?) What’s that? You need to put a drink on each one to make it light up? No problem. ‘Bartender, 3 more please!’ Let’s get this party started.
Interstellar nebulae are some of nature’s most beautiful creations. If they even know what that sentence means, they’ll probably appreciate these. A serious science geek’s gift if there ever was one. You know that girl with a crush on Carl Sagan? She’ll probably cry when she opens this box.
Everyone hates doing the dishes. Anything you can do to ease that burden will be appreciated. Take glassware for example. With Loliware when you finish your drink there’s no need to take it to the dishwasher. You just eat it, or save it for a midnight snack.