Feisty Pets Plush
Give your friend the gift of mild terror as they go from: “aww it’s an animal” to “AHH IT’S AN ANIMAL.” Plus, once the shock wears off, they’ll have a subtle and cuddly prank for other hopeful and naïve friends. Just be sure to carefully inspect any box they give you in the future, because this is kicking off a dangerous and horrifying prank war.
Truly a gift that will make them scream, and if it doesn't the corkscrew roller coaster will. Buy tickets for the two of you online and print them out at home. At the birthday celebration you can put the tickets in a card and figure out a time when you can make the trip. They'll remember the experience forever, which is much more valuable than any doodad, whosie-whatsit or thingamajig.
Despite what you might think, inspiration doesn’t just flow freely through an artist like electricity from an accidentally urinated-on electric fence (don’t ask). There are many extended periods of frustration, unbroken cursing, and soul-darkening self-flagellation. Is that what you want for them? These dice can help provide much needed random inspiration in the worst moments.
These cute little plush toys might remind you a bit of your favorite 40-year-old, calm on the outside until someone brings up the subject of their age. Sound familiar? We think this plush toy captures their feelings about getting older pretty accurately. We’re not sure if they make a feistier version for when they reach 50, but if we find one in the next 10 years, we’ll let you know.
The long corporate haul is over, and it’s time to yell it from the mountain tops and go tell it to the fishes. Fishing is a celebration of leisure and recreation, and retirement is where those two things are meant to reach their apex. Here's a retirement gift that will help them reel in the golden years in style.
It’s time for a little morbid fun, don’t you think? This grisly specimen is the ultimate in ghastly gifts, sinking its teeth into the hearts of all who affix their gaze to the jar. Sealed with a blood-curdling kiss, this extraterrestrial creature will fool and amaze, and add a touch of ghoulish gore to any décor. Terrify the living daylights out of that special person on your gift-giving list and honor the mad scientist within with this taxidermy-inspired find.
Go ahead and raise the thrill factor in your relationship this anniversary season. A lightning round of skee ball, a neck-snapping spin on the bumper cars, and a hell-raising run on a roller coaster should do the trick! You’ll both be grinning from ear to ear from the moment you step into the magical land of non-stop diversion. Share a banana split, float to the top of the Ferris wheel and let go of everything but your sweetheart’s hand!
We all have that messy colleague who literally doesn’t have a spare inch on their desk (unless you count that bit that’s covered in unidentified sticky brown stuff). For this co-worker, no gift is more appreciated than the under-table water bottle hanger. A quirky space-saving solution that will keep their precious H2O safe from the chaos above!
This adorable little guy’s going to get a double-take every time someone new walks into the office – he’s one heck of an icebreaker. Probably wouldn’t be a bad gift idea for that weird guy who works down in the server room, either – he’ll name it George, and they’ll be best friends.