Feisty Pets Plush
So your sister thinks she’s tough, huh? Well, she’s no match for these passive aggressive stuffies. Help to tame her dark side with Chucky’s scary pet patrol. With just enough bite to keep your sister in check, these frisky companions bring order and predictability and can actually soften unruly emotions. With just one gentle squeeze of the head, this toothy disciplinarian will shut down temper tantrums for good!
Amidst all the cardboard boxes and shrink-wrapped belongings hangs one glimmering chest that may very well be the most valuable of all. An endearing, delicate reminder of what’s nearest and dearest to your favorite nomad’s heart, this exceptional find will give direction and encouragement to their wandering spirit. A secret treasure trove that honors their journey and expresses your adoration, this charm is unparalleled in a world filled with triviality and transience.
Go ahead and raise the thrill factor in your relationship this anniversary season. A lightning round of skee ball, a neck-snapping spin on the bumper cars, and a hell-raising run on a roller coaster should do the trick! You’ll both be grinning from ear to ear from the moment you step into the magical land of non-stop diversion. Share a banana split, float to the top of the Ferris wheel and let go of everything but your sweetheart’s hand!
Truly a gift that will make them scream, and if it doesn't the corkscrew roller coaster will. Buy tickets for the two of you online and print them out at home. At the birthday celebration you can put the tickets in a card and figure out a time when you can make the trip. They'll remember the experience forever, which is much more valuable than any doodad, whosie-whatsit or thingamajig.
What other diversion affords the opportunity to let out both bloodcurdling screams and unrestrained giggling while indulging in sweet candy treats? Embrace the carefree silliness of youth and give them a little license to check out for a few hours. Responsibility can wait. Slap on that wristband and hop on the ride of a lifetime.
We all have that messy colleague who literally doesn’t have a spare inch on their desk (unless you count that bit that’s covered in unidentified sticky brown stuff). For this co-worker, no gift is more appreciated than the under-table water bottle hanger. A quirky space-saving solution that will keep their precious H2O safe from the chaos above!
We are intelligent survivors by nature. Despite its ominous name, a worst case scenario can be a lot of fun, provided you have the tools available to pull a MacGyver-like exit. This little kit can save someone’s life over and over again. Check that, only their primal genius can save their life. But this lends a helping hand.
Despite what you might think, inspiration doesn’t just flow freely through an artist like electricity from an accidentally urinated-on electric fence (don’t ask). There are many extended periods of frustration, unbroken cursing, and soul-darkening self-flagellation. Is that what you want for them? These dice can help provide much needed random inspiration in the worst moments.
The long corporate haul is over, and it’s time to yell it from the mountain tops and go tell it to the fishes. Fishing is a celebration of leisure and recreation, and retirement is where those two things are meant to reach their apex. Here's a retirement gift that will help them reel in the golden years in style.