Make Travel Plans
After five years, you may get the urge to ship your mate off to Siberia. It’s a much better idea to redirect those frustrations and draft an itinerary for a joint excursion that the two of you can enjoy … together! Whether it’s a grand adventure to a distant continent or a simpler road trip perusing local haunts and treasured nooks, embarking on a commemorative journey will breathe new life into your relationship and help remind you why you’re still together!
Quit the juvenile bickering, love birds … you have the next thirty years to do plenty of that! Opt for a more meaningful way to commemorate this crucial five-year turning point. Take a little field trip to the spot where your two souls first collided. You may not have known it back then, but this little slice of the universe gave birth to what the two of you share today. Go ahead, see if those butterflies start to flutter again…
Gifting the love of your life with a flattering portrait of yourself might seem like a good idea for the five-year occasion, but it’s a tad self-absorbed and borderline creepy. Aim for a subtler gesture of loyalty by investing in a work of art that characterizes the special qualities of your lasting union. Imaginative and grounding, these one-of-a-kind creations endure love’s trials and tribulations and set the tone for a lifelong partnership.
A fitting portrayal of the passion that once burned between you and your beloved, this exquisite piece is guaranteed to stimulate that deep connection once again. You can’t help but feel a little aroused with this amorous creation gracing the bedside table. Send an indisputable message of heart-melting love to the object of your desire and consummate your five-year-old union tonight!
What better place to broadcast your exceptional partnership than the sole of a shoe? While this adorable footwear is not recommended for dog parks or the paint aisle at Home Depot, it’s perfectly suited for any outing where you and your mate want to leave your loving mark. Less permanent than matching tattoos, these sentimental sandals are cute on any enamored feet. Rubberstamp your bond today!
Dirt’s no match for this ambrosial anniversary gift. You’ll be pawing at your sweetheart’s cocoa-covered skin after just one shower with this chocolate mousse machine in the soap dish. Bonbon-scented bubbles are taking over bath time. Lathering up never smelled and felt so good! You’ll be begging to wash your darling’s back every chance you get.
Life is too short for lifeless trinkets that end up collecting years of household dust. It’s time for the two of you to get your groove on and add a dose of bobblehead silliness to the nest. Save the oil couples’ portrait for your 30th anniversary—the five-year target calls for a more endearing, darling rendition of the smitten twosome at one of their favorite locales. Rock on, bobbleheads, rock on!!
Why not make this year’s anniversary affair a threesome and invite Chez Marcel to take part in the merrymaking? Forget about spending the evening in a crowded dining room with fifty noisy strangers and a waiter that’s counting down the minutes ’til his next smoke break! Opt for the VIP treatment and dine in the comfort of your own home with a culinary master who’s there to cater to you and only you.
Are you one of those lucky couples that spent the first few years of your wedded bliss exploring every corner of the globe? Or maybe you’re the kind of duo that’s been anchored to the same dismal apartment for the last five years and you need some visual encouragement to get back in the travel game. Whichever way your hearts blow, this map should accompany you as you navigate life together. Inspirational and customized to fit your unique taste for adventure, this anniversary gift is essential for any young couple’s itinerary.