It may seem like no easy task offending someone with chocolate, but it can be done. All you have to do is shape it like a giant animal turd and present it with a crude and insulting inscription. Doesn’t seem that difficult to pull off now that you’ve seen it done, right? This bizarre and hilarious gift (make sure you know the recipient’s sense of humor, of course) is proof positive that people will eat chocolate in basically any imaginable shape. The perfect gift for someone who’s a real piece of…work.