Sir Galahad Bartender
In this modern day and age, unless you can afford a butler, a faithful and loyal servant is more a dream than an aspiration. Well fear not, the man who has everything else can now have his very own loyal knight to serve his drinks after a long day, or any kind of day at all. He also comes with our personal guarantee that he’ll never take a sick day.
If they have everything, they surely already own plenty of gadgets and thingamajigs. Some of them may even be possessions that they treasure. But nothing is as cherished as the most important thing they have - their family. Help them celebrate the one thing that truly matters with this sculptural family tree. Now they have everything.
If the last thing they need is another “thing”, then the best possible gift is to take a trip together. Whether it’s a short day-trip to the beach, a weekend in Vegas, or a vacation overseas, travel creates memories that will last forever, long after their gizmos have become obsolete, their doodads have broken down, and their whatchamacallums have faded into obscurity.
They might say they have everything, but do they really? Even if they had everything on Earth they still wouldn’t have anything on the moon. Buy them an acre of land in the solar system’s hottest up and coming real estate market.
If they’ve got everything they could ever want or need, then congratulations are in order. How did they achieve this good fortune? What are the building blocks that created such a successful person? Help them unearth their unique personal story with this telling look into their genealogy.
The last thing they need is more stuff, and at the end of it all it’s really the experiences that they will cherish the most. Help them create some new memories to look back on by finding a fun activity to do locally. Be adventurous and choose something they’ve near done before. It’s a gift that will enrich their life and yours too.
The last thing you want to get a man who has everything, is something that he already has, which is everything, so that doesn’t leave you many options. Luckily there is one exception. One thing that a man can never have enough of, and you can have this thing shipped to his door every month. Let’s face it, a man doesn’t really have everything unless he has ALL the bacon.
We’d put money on the fact that the man who has everything doesn’t have a butler, so treat him, for one day only, and wait on him hand and foot. We think having his dinner cooked for him and not having to worry about the washing up after is a better present than any sum of money could buy.
They might have it all, but that’s no reason to get a big head. Or is it? Maybe it’s the perfect time for a big head, and maybe you should be the one to give it to them. Just upload a few photos and your loved one will be immortalized in the goofiest way possible.