Table Bottle Hanger
We all have that messy colleague who literally doesn’t have a spare inch on their desk (unless you count that bit that’s covered in unidentified sticky brown stuff). For this co-worker, no gift is more appreciated than the under-table water bottle hanger. A quirky space-saving solution that will keep their precious H2O safe from the chaos above!
What other diversion affords the opportunity to let out both bloodcurdling screams and unrestrained giggling while indulging in sweet candy treats? Invite your sister on a memorable adventure to carnie land and watch the effects of premature aging just drip off her face. Embrace the carefree silliness of youth and give her a little license to check out for a few hours. Responsibility can wait. Slap on that wristband and hop on the ride of a lifetime.
Give your friend the gift of mild terror as they go from: “aww it’s an animal” to “AHH IT’S AN ANIMAL.” Plus, once the shock wears off, they’ll have a subtle and cuddly prank for other hopeful and naïve friends. Just be sure to carefully inspect any box they give you in the future, because this is kicking off a dangerous and horrifying prank war.
Go ahead and raise the thrill factor in your relationship this anniversary season. A lightning round of skee ball, a neck-snapping spin on the bumper cars, and a hell-raising run on a roller coaster should do the trick! You’ll both be grinning from ear to ear from the moment you step into the magical land of non-stop diversion. Share a banana split, float to the top of the Ferris wheel and let go of everything but your sweetheart’s hand!
Fill out that cabinet of biological curiosities with this chthonic monstrosity. Lovecraftian horror combines with polymer clay artistry to create a gift only the oddest of your friends could love. But beware: a preserved nightmare of this sort has a way of making its presence known in unsettling ways.
These cute little plush toys might remind you a bit of your favorite 40-year-old, calm on the outside until someone brings up the subject of their age. Sound familiar? We think this plush toy captures their feelings about getting older pretty accurately. We’re not sure if they make a feistier version for when they reach 50, but if we find one in the next 10 years, we’ll let you know.
These lamps put a unique spin on the idea of “natural light”. An led lights up the veins of the acrylic plant leaves, creating a diffuse, colored light effect. A beautiful cross between nature and invention, and a creative housewarming gift for the art lover who thinks living things are pretty but kind of a pain in the ass.
Who doesn’t love being spoiled? It’s time to flip the script and butter up your parents with lots of uncensored praise. This little treasure trove of adulation will make Mom and Dad feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Return the pat on the back this anniversary, and seal it with a kiss!
The long corporate haul is over, and it’s time to yell it from the mountain tops and go tell it to the fishes. Fishing is a celebration of leisure and recreation, and retirement is where those two things are meant to reach their apex. Here's a retirement gift that will help them reel in the golden years in style.