The Nightmare Before Christmas Cuckoo Clock
This bizarre cuckoo clock features characters from every weirdo’s favorite holiday movie, “The Nightmare Before Christmas.” Jack Skellington, his ghost dog Zero, and friends from Halloweentown play the song “This Is Halloween” every hour.
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Like an ice cream cone for your drink, Loliware edible cups allow you eat the vessel you just finished drinking from. Featuring flavors like Tart Cherry, Yuzu Citrus and Matcha Green Tea, this succulent glassware is the perfect gift to nourish your thirstiest loved ones.
High tech nervous system and brainwave manipulation finally meets the world of fashion with this cutting edge hoodie that makes the wearer look like a very relaxed psychopath. Whoever wears this will have to move every once in a while to prove they’re not dead, and they should consider speaking in a personable voice so as not to scare anyone. But it does look relaxing as hell. For a crazy person.
Mberry miracle fruit tablets are seriously weird. They make food that should normally taste sour taste super sweet instead. Seriously, your friends will be guzzling vinegar like its cola. Host the world’s weirdest dinner party by altering the way your taste buds work for a while.
Your golfing buddy can drink beer on the course without having to hide in the rough with this novelty club. Golfers can hide their short game under a towel while they drain their personal water hazard. Give the gift of peace of mind this season.
The world of social media used to be looked down upon as empty, shallow, and juvenile. Nothing a fancy frame can’t fix. Whether it’s a favorite celebrity tweet or something more personal, give it the same treatment that an official document like a college diploma or training certificate would get. Power to the people.
You know that thing where you mime talking on the phone with your hand, with your thumb at your ear and your pinky at your mouth? These Bluetooth gloves make that real. Sure, people will think you’re weird, but they already think that. And at least you won’t be wearing one of those stupid earpieces.
Get your player piano out of here! This amazing device is 17 instruments in one. That’s an entire band! And not a small one either! It stores 13,000 songs in 10 categories, features a 15” touchscreen interface, and is housed in a magnificent oak cabinet that is a work of art all its own.