The Relaxation Hoodie
High tech nervous system and brainwave manipulation finally meets the world of fashion with this cutting edge hoodie that makes the wearer look like a very relaxed psychopath. Whoever wears this will have to move every once in a while to prove they’re not dead, and they should consider speaking in a personable voice so as not to scare anyone. But it does look relaxing as hell. For a crazy person.
Who doesn’t love being spoiled? It’s time to flip the script and butter up your parents with lots of uncensored praise. This little treasure trove of adulation will make Mom and Dad feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Return the pat on the back this anniversary, and seal it with a kiss!
If they’ve made it to fifty and still haven’t made their millions (don’t worry, it won’t happen to you), this gift could be a wise choice. They’re young enough to have time to crack the stock market and raise that retirement fund, whilst old and wise enough not to blow all their profits on cocaine-fueled pool parties (probably).
These lamps put a unique spin on the idea of “natural light”. An led lights up the veins of the acrylic plant leaves, creating a diffuse, colored light effect. A beautiful cross between nature and invention, and a creative birthday gift for the art lover who thinks living things are pretty but kind of a pain in the ass.
Amidst all the cardboard boxes and shrink-wrapped belongings hangs one glimmering chest that may very well be the most valuable of all. An endearing, delicate reminder of what’s nearest and dearest to your favorite nomad’s heart, this exceptional find will give direction and encouragement to their wandering spirit. A secret treasure trove that honors their journey and expresses your adoration, this charm is unparalleled in a world filled with triviality and transience.
This adorable little guy’s going to get a double-take every time someone new walks into the office – he’s one heck of an icebreaker. Probably wouldn’t be a bad gift idea for that weird guy who works down in the server room, either – he’ll name it George, and they’ll be best friends.
If your sister is a fan of art inspired by nature, she’ll love these little lamps that give a new meaning to the phrase ‘natural light’. They are brilliantly beautiful in both the daytime and night. They also make a fantastic gift for someone who loves having plants in the home, but doesn’t have the time to tend to them.
It’s time for a little morbid fun, don’t you think? This grisly specimen is the ultimate in ghastly gifts, sinking its teeth into the hearts of all who affix their gaze to the jar. Sealed with a blood-curdling kiss, this extraterrestrial creature will fool and amaze, and add a touch of ghoulish gore to any décor. Terrify the living daylights out of that special person on your gift-giving list and honor the mad scientist within with this taxidermy-inspired find.
Fill out that cabinet of biological curiosities with this chthonic monstrosity. Lovecraftian horror combines with polymer clay artistry to create a gift only the oddest of your friends could love. But beware: a preserved nightmare of this sort has a way of making its presence known in unsettling ways.