Trip To Amusement Park
What other diversion affords the opportunity to let out both bloodcurdling screams and unrestrained giggling while indulging in sweet candy treats? Invite your sister on a memorable adventure to carnie land and watch the effects of premature aging just drip off her face. Embrace the carefree silliness of youth and give her a little license to check out for a few hours. Responsibility can wait. Slap on that wristband and hop on the ride of a lifetime.
Forgetting your sister’s birthday was an embarrassing slip-up, but making it up to her in an exponential way almost makes it feel like it was meant to be. Every day can feel like her special day with this loving collection of personalized tributes. What’s better, she can re-read them as often as she’d like, tuck them under her pillowcase, add them to her lunch tote or even send them to herself in the mail. She’ll never tire of the praise and will probably feel inspired to reciprocate, so the love train can just keep chugging along!
Despite what you might think, inspiration doesn’t just flow freely through an artist like electricity from an accidentally urinated-on electric fence (don’t ask). There are many extended periods of frustration, unbroken cursing, and soul-darkening self-flagellation. Is that what you want for them? These dice can help provide much needed random inspiration in the worst moments.
Here is the perfect gift to make visitors feel old - a framed copy of the front page of the New York Times the day they were born. People as young as 30 will marvel that the person they are visiting was born on the day that thing they sort of remember happened. Fun!
Truly a gift that will make them scream, and if it doesn't the corkscrew roller coaster will. Buy tickets for the two of you online and print them out at home. At the birthday celebration you can put the tickets in a card and figure out a time when you can make the trip. They'll remember the experience forever, which is much more valuable than any doodad, whosie-whatsit or thingamajig.
Give your friend the gift of mild terror as they go from: “aww it’s an animal” to “AHH IT’S AN ANIMAL.” Plus, once the shock wears off, they’ll have a subtle and cuddly prank for other hopeful and naïve friends. Just be sure to carefully inspect any box they give you in the future, because this is kicking off a dangerous and horrifying prank war. Godspeed.
It’s time for a little morbid fun, don’t you think? This grisly specimen is the ultimate in ghastly gifts, sinking its teeth into the hearts of all who affix their gaze to the jar. Sealed with a blood-curdling kiss, this extraterrestrial creature will fool and amaze, and add a touch of ghoulish gore to any décor. Terrify the living daylights out of that special person on your gift-giving list and honor the mad scientist within with this taxidermy-inspired find.
These lamps put a unique spin on the idea of “natural light”. An led lights up the veins of the acrylic plant leaves, creating a diffuse, colored light effect. A beautiful cross between nature and invention, and a creative housewarming gift for the art lover who thinks living things are pretty but kind of a pain in the ass.
The long corporate haul is over, and it’s time to yell it from the mountain tops and go tell it to the fishes. Fishing is a celebration of leisure and recreation, and retirement is where those two things are meant to reach their apex. Here's a retirement gift that will help them reel in the golden years in style.