5th Anniversary Mug
Here’s hoping your mate sees this milestone as an accomplishment … rather than a prison sentence! Straightforward and irrefutable, this loving gesture will serve as a daily wake-up call as your partner in crime contemplates the meaning of life and drafts mental to-do lists while scarfing down breakfast. Ambiguity gets in the way of honest communication. Tally up some truth for a change and see if you can make it to ten!
Quit the juvenile bickering, love birds … you have the next thirty years to do plenty of that! Opt for a more meaningful way to commemorate this crucial five-year turning point. Take a little field trip to the spot where your two souls first collided. You may not have known it back then, but this little slice of the universe gave birth to what the two of you share today. Go ahead, see if those butterflies start to flutter again…
Finish off that anniversary meal with a sweet, sticky surprise that the two of you love birds can take turns nibbling on. So much more fulfilling than your average stuffed teddy, this jumbo gummy will hit the sweet spot and bring on some finger-licking giggles that are just the right fit for this five-year affair. Super-sized penny candy doesn’t get any better than this!
Gifting the love of your life with a flattering portrait of yourself might seem like a good idea for the five-year occasion, but it’s a tad self-absorbed and borderline creepy. Aim for a subtler gesture of loyalty by investing in a work of art that characterizes the special qualities of your lasting union. Imaginative and grounding, these one-of-a-kind creations endure love’s trials and tribulations and set the tone for a lifelong partnership.
After five years, you may get the urge to ship your mate off to Siberia. It’s a much better idea to redirect those frustrations and draft an itinerary for a joint excursion that the two of you can enjoy … together! Whether it’s a grand adventure to a distant continent or a simpler road trip perusing local haunts and treasured nooks, embarking on a commemorative journey will breathe new life into your relationship and help remind you why you’re still together!
Now this is an anniversary gift that will come in handy fifty years up the road when the mental fog starts to roll in! Make a conscious effort now to solidify those treasured moments that have defined your first few years together as a pair. Thought provoking and imaginative, this clever card game also doubles as fantasy role play where you and your honey can dream up future scenarios and then try acting them out. The fun is just beginning!
Dirt’s no match for this ambrosial anniversary gift. You’ll be pawing at your sweetheart’s cocoa-covered skin after just one shower with this chocolate mousse machine in the soap dish. Bonbon-scented bubbles are taking over bath time. Lathering up never smelled and felt so good! You’ll be begging to wash your darling’s back every chance you get.
Feeling ambitiously romantic? Pleasing to the eye and your beloved’s sweet tooth, this anniversary gift may take another five years to perfect, but they’ll earn you some brownie points that will take your relationship standings off the charts. If you can pull off these confectionery delicacies, you’ll be walking the Julia Childs hall of fame for the remainder of your married life.
This delightful find isn’t just for the happy couple who has some scandalous dirt to bury! The five-year milestone is the ideal moment to designate a sacred spot out back for your very own buried treasure. Fast forward 25 years … you and your spouse can honor the occasion uncovering that very same lock box. Imagine the flood of memories and emotions once you crack it open to reveal those cherished reminders of your first years together. That alone should be enough to hold the marriage intact!