You have to be careful with the sentimental gifts. They make some people fill up with warm and fuzzy feelings, but they also make some people vomit all over their immediate surroundings. A funny gag gift can be a great way to maintain the appropriate emotional distance, a great way to say I love you too much to make you nauseous, or a great way to hit pretty much any point in between.

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Selfie Toaster

Bring toast into the twenty-first century with the most narcissistic toaster yet! Metal inserts will brown your beautiful face onto every piece of toast you make. Freak out your one-night stand with breakfast in bed featuring edible pictures of yourself. Just make sure to smile!

Desktop Punching Bag
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Desktop Punching Bag

Does your workmate punch their computer monitor every time the stress gets to be too much for them? Here’s a solution! The desktop punching bag attaches with suction to almost any desk surface. Your friend can relieve stress while working on their jab at the same time.

Useless-Box
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Useless Box

A mysterious wood and metal box featuring a single switch on top. When the switch is flipped, gears whirl into motion. The top opens up, and a tiny disembodied finger emerges to flip the switch back to its original position. The finger retreats back inside; the box closes. And that is it.

Horse Head Squirrel Feeder
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Horse Head Squirrel Feeder

We don’t know if it is a great idea to feed squirrels in your yard, to be perfectly honest, but we know for sure that it is a great idea to laugh at them. And that’s what you’ll do every single time one of our little gray buddies slips its little head into this oversized horse mask to have a snack.

Otamatone - The Worst Musical Instrument
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Otamatone – The Worst Musical Instrument

For the musician who hates music, or for the kid whose parents you hate, there is the Otamatone, a “musical” instrument that makes the bagpipes seem reasonable. A touch sensitive bar on the neck changes pitch, while the little mouth at the bottom “sings” when squeezed. It all makes perfect sense (in Japan).

Beard Head
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Beard Head

Keep your head and face warm without the commitment (or testosterone) it takes to grow an actual beard! These knit beanies with detachable face fur are as funny as they are functional. From biker to barbarian, Viking to vagabond, there is a Beard Head for every taste and style.

Star Trek Bathrobe
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Star Trek Bathrobe

Perfect for lazy Sunday mornings on the bridge, these Original Show style bathrobes come in gold, blue, or red, and feature an embroidered insignia above the left breast and rank stripes on the arms. Drink coffee and explore the quadrant in these 100% cotton or microfleece ultra-casual uniforms.

Water Balloon Russian Roulette
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Water Balloon Russian Roulette

Learn why playing Russian roulette is a bad idea the safe way with this hilarious gag toy set. Just fill a balloon with water (or blood, whatever), secure it inside the ring, put it next to your head, and pull the trigger. A little pin may or may not pop the balloon. And nobody gets hurt.

I Love You / I Know Cufflinks
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I Love You / I Know Cufflinks

Sure, die-hard star wars fans are not always the kind of classy dressers who need a pair of cufflinks, we get it. But the ones that are dapper like that will also know that the greatest line from the greatest Star Wars movie is exactly what you’d want on your writs before being put into carbon freeze.

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Ugly Christmas Sweaters

When we say ugly Christmas sweater, what we actually mean is FUNNY Christmas sweater, and these are absolutely hilarious. Get one as a gag for everyone on your list and wait for the laughs (and heartfelt thank yous!) to start rolling in. Your loved ones will be rolling too, with laughter.

Follow Me Bring Beer Sandals
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Follow Me Bring Beer Sandals

Imagine walking along a secluded beach to a secret, deserted cove. You lay on the pristine sand, soaking up the sun, just waiting. And then it happens. Someone has followed your trail; they have received your message. “Follow Me,” said your right footprint. “Bring Beer,” said your left. And they did.

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Cupcake Presentation Dome

Cupcakes have gone from an easy way to serve dessert at kids’ birthday parties to miniature works of edible art in the last few years, so it makes sense that someone would want a way to display them in their tiny glory. This lighted glass dome makes the perfect gift for the cupcake baker in your life.

World’s Largest Coffee Cup
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World’s Largest Coffee Cup

We are not kidding around; this thing is BIG. It holds twenty cups of coffee, at least, which ought to be enough to keep even your sleepiest friends awake until at least mid-afternoon. This giant mug is a perfect funny gift for people who are serious about their coffee.

Air Swimmers Remote Control Flying Fish
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Air Swimmers Remote Control Flying Fish

Giant fish that swim in the air? Isn’t that against the very laws of nature? Yeah, kind of, we guess, but these are filled with helium and are controlled with a remote, so it’s really not as dramatic as all that. Stays inflated for up to two weeks, and can be refilled over and over again.

Card That Never Stops Playing Music
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Card That Never Stops Playing Music

You know how when someone gives you one of those cards that plays music you listen to it maybe once and then try never to open the card again? Well this card never stops playing. Open it once and it plays forever, whether it’s open or closed, or in the trash. It’s hilarious in the worst way possible.

Funny Doormat
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Funny Doormat

Welcome. It’s nice, we guess, but how sincere does it seem as you are wiping your boots or knocking on the door? Wouldn’t you love to open your door to guests who are already laughing at your jokes? Get the perfect doormat to make your friends laugh every time they come or go.

Backwards Clock
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Backwards Clock

For those that like a challenge, this wall clock’s hands run counterclockwise, which makes telling time a real chore. We suggest secretly replacing a friend’s regular clock with the backwards version just to see how long it takes for them to notice this lovely gift. If only it could turn back time for real.

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Custom Voodoo Doll

This made-to-order voodoo doll is the perfect gift for your most vengeful friend. A custom image of the target is printed on the head, and the magic happens as your friend pushes pins into the doll’s most sensitive areas.  Just don’t have YOUR face printed on it.

Earthworm Jerky
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Earthworm Jerky

Make fish jealous and friends queasy with a package of earthworm jerky. Packed with protein, these all-natural snacks really put the gag in gag gift. Great for toddlers and blind folk, or for anyone who likes to freak out their family. Clean and ready to eat. Hold the dirt.

Giant Gummy Bear
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Giant Gummy Bear

Look, we know that not everybody needs to have a giant five pound gummy bear, but not everybody technically needs pants, either. Having a giant gummy bear is like having a pair of pants: once you have one, it is hard to imagine life without it. The point is that need has nothing to do with it.

World's Largest Kit Cat Clock
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World’s Largest Kit Cat Clock

This is not your grandfather’s Kit Cat Clock, but it is, ironically the size of a grandfather clock. The modern classic gets a big size upgrade, but the iconic smile, rolling eyes, and swinging tail are all still here. You’re going to love this giant kitty.

Larvets Edible Bugs
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Larvets Edible Bugs

We have long maintained that the only reason people think eating bugs is gross is because society is uptight about it. They taste fine! They are eco-friendly! The have lots of protein! Birds eat them, right? You think you’re better than a bird? You can’t even fly! Try them, we triple dog dare ya!

Custom Fortune Cookies
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Custom Fortune Cookies

Give these fortune cookies to a friend and tell them you had extra from last night’s dinner. Be sure to have the camera rolling when they crack one open and see your bizarre custom message inside. Pick something that no cookie should know about them. Imagine their confusion when they read “You should break up with Mary. She should have been more careful with your Ramones t-shirt” or “Don’t forget to get your car inspected. It’s been overdue since July.”

Chocolate Teapot
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Chocolate Teapot

This teapot made from 100% dark chocolate can probably only be used once, but that one time will be unforgettable. Just add hot water and the inside of the teapot transforms into a gooey pot of chocolate fondue. Add some hot milk and cocoa for hot chocolate that pours out of the chocolate spout. Then eat whatever is left!