18,250 Days Old Mug
The only reason we don’t count age in days is because it’s inconvenient. But every once in a while it’s good to do the math just to get an idea of how much damn time has actually passed. If someone asked you, “What could you accomplish in 18,000 days, plus or minus a few hundred?”, your answer would probably include some pretty impressive stuff. So this mug is a great way to hold a dear loved one accountable for all that time they’ve been here, sucking up resources.