Booze As Old As Their Marriage
Nothing says “I love you” better than the ultimate aged bottle of liquor! Celebrate the enormous accomplishment of surviving decades together and toast to the years of bliss that lie ahead. Who needs another pearl necklace? A tie clip? Forget about it! Set this trophy atop the mantle and revel in success.
You can never go wrong giving chocolates as an anniversary present. There is a reason it’s cliché - people like it. They liked it yesterday, they like it today, and they’ll want more tomorrow. Take it up a notch with these chocolates which are actually delicious and juicy strawberries.
Some things get better with age and some would argue that relationships are one of them. One thing that definitely gets better though, is a fine whiskey. What better way to marry up two things that get better with time than with a personalized whiskey barrel? It’s a gift that they’ll no doubt appreciate if they need a stiff drink at the thought of all those years behind them…or all those years ahead!
Flowers are a lovely gift but for an anniversary, we’re not sure how they’d feel about something that will inevitably wilt and die. So, for fans of the floral, surprise them with this crystal rose which will be in bloom forever, much like their love for one another, even after all these years.
When the dust bunnies have started to form into felt snowballs, the stovetop still has remnants of last year’s Bolognese sauce and that stubborn ring just won’t budge from the toilet bowl, it’s time to call in the big guns. Gift your parents with the citrus scents of clean and let the housekeeping professionals restore shine and hygiene to the Mom and Dad cave.
True lovebirds stay together for life and the constant companionship of our feathered friends is truly remarkable, almost as remarkable as all those years your parents have spent together…even if they’re spitting feathers about it. Remind them of how special all those years have been with this artistic representation of togetherness to decorate their nest with.
Everyone pretends to think those giant-headed drawings of people doing exaggerated things are silly, but give a framed one of themselves to your parents and watch. That thing’s gonna go on display for sure.
Time to dust off those fanny packs and get on the road kiddos! Send your parents on an anniversary journey they’ll never forget. Put on your travel agent hat and draft a step-by-step escape that rewards them for being there all those years. Giving back never felt so good. Release your parents from the daily grind and reconnect them with the wandering spirit locked deep within.
If you’re considering going with gift as common as flowers, you might consider stepping it up a few dozen notches by dipping them in 24k gold. Just gather up all your extra gold, melt it in your crucible, and toss in your plants. Or just buy this Eternity Rose instead. Actually, it’s probably electro-plated not really dipped in molten metal, but you get the point.