We know that everyone marches to the beat of their own drum, but if your favorite weirdo is not satisfied with just their inner rhythm, these pants will surely to do the trick in letting them express themselves loud and proud. Word of warning, we’d make sure that you’re a safe distance away when they wear them.
Get back to nature with some jewelry made out of dead bugs. Insects are some of the animal kingdom’s strangest creatures, and the brightest and most beautiful have been chosen for these unique pendants. It takes a special kind of weirdo to rock one of these.
Give them the gift of their own personal Finland with this hot and steamy portable sauna. There’s nothing weird about rejuvenating mind and body in the comfort of home, while head and hands are free to hold a book and read outside the heat - it just looks a little weird. Okay, maybe more than a little.
We don’t know why anyone would need this. It’s just a box with a switch. And If you flip the switch it opens up and a little finger pokes out to flip the switch back. Because reasons. Here’s the thing though: you can do this all day, and it’s just as fun every time. Not sure that’s a good thing, but people seem like it.
It probably makes more sense to call this a sleeping suit than a sleeping bag, but whatever. With it’s rubberized feet and quick release hand openings, a person can walk around and drink hot cocoa without ever leaving the warmth of their sleeping bag.
There are a lot of weird musical instruments out there, but many of them don’t make great gifts since it takes effort to learn how to play them. Not so with the Otamatone! There’s just not that much to know. Squeeze the bottom and it makes noise. Run your fingers up and down the neck, and it makes noise. See what we mean?
Many, many people slaved away making these lollipops under great duress. They’re called confectioners, and they have a very stressful job. No, these aren’t really made from breast milk, so if you were excited that you found the perfect gift for that pervert you know, you might want to keep looking. Of course you don’t have to tell them they’re not real.
You know that thing where you mime talking on the phone with your hand, with your thumb at your ear and your pinky at your mouth? These Bluetooth gloves make that real. Sure, people will think you’re weird, but they already think that. And at least you won’t be wearing one of those stupid earpieces.
The world of social media used to be looked down upon as empty, shallow, and juvenile. Nothing a fancy frame can’t fix. Whether it’s a favorite celebrity tweet or something more personal, give it the same treatment that an official document like a college diploma or training certificate would get. Power to the people.