Framed Family Tree
We all like to think we’re hot shit, but in truth we’re really just branches on the grand tree of our ancestry. Screw that, most of us are just leaves at best. Some of us are maybe just a little speck of caterpillar vomit on one of those leaves (you know who you are). Your family tree doesn’t have to be that detailed though.
All of life’s problems can be solved with the crack of a fortune cookie. Pack these sumptuous treats with messages that will feed their souls and calm their nerves. Who knew wisdom could be so delicious? At a crossroads in life? Have a cookie! Give in to the yummy fun and go back for more until you find the answer you seek. Now that’s an anniversary gift you can sink your teeth into!
After so many years together, there’ll be a lot of memories that they can look back over fondly. Brighten their days with this reminder of all the happy years they’ve shared together. Just don’t blame us if there are arguments over a half-stocked pantry because someone was too busy thinking about that road trip 10 years ago.
After spending somewhere around a bajillion hours together, every couple runs out of things to talk about from time to time. With more than 2 million copies of TableTopics sold, this thing certainly has people talking. Which of us is the worst backseat driver? How much do we need in the bank to feel secure? Is it our similarities or our differences that attract us to each other?
Who says the Stars of Fame can only be found in Hollywood? A few decades on Earth certainly qualify your parents for this celestial honor and who better to bestow them with this gift but you? Take the quantum leap and celebrate Mom and Dad's anniversary with a personalized jewel in the sky.
After a long and happy marriage, bar the arguments over leaving the toilet seat up, it’s important they stay healthy so they can enjoy many more years together. These edible arrangements are a great alternative to flowers and look good enough to eat. Scrap that, they are good enough to eat, literally.
Flowers are a lovely gift but for an anniversary, we’re not sure how they’d feel about something that will inevitably wilt and die. So, for fans of the floral, surprise them with this crystal rose which will be in bloom forever, much like their love for one another, even after all these years.
If you’re considering going with gift as common as flowers, you might consider stepping it up a few dozen notches by dipping them in 24k gold. Just gather up all your extra gold, melt it in your crucible, and toss in your plants. Or just buy this Eternity Rose instead. Actually, it’s probably electro-plated not really dipped in molten metal, but you get the point.
Time to dust off those fanny packs and get on the road kiddos! Send your parents on an anniversary journey they’ll never forget. Put on your travel agent hat and draft a step-by-step escape that rewards them for being there all those years. Giving back never felt so good. Release your parents from the daily grind and reconnect them with the wandering spirit locked deep within.