Funny Fake Business Cards

Just like a snake sheds its own skin, retirement is the time when they can finally get rid of that stuffy old identity that served them so well for all these years. The one that made them seem dependable, reliable, and competent, and kept them employed throughout their working life (hopefully). Because deep down inside, we all know it’s killing them. This is not a deck of business cards. This is a portal into an alternate universe where their wildest dreams of bizarre and exciting professional identities all come true.

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