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Garden Kneeling Pad

You might think that because your 90 year old neighbor Ethel gardens all day, that must mean it’s easy. But don’t be fooled — Ethel’s a beast. Gardening is crazy hard on the joints, which makes a good, thick, durable kneeling pad a real life saver. This essential gardening implement is one of the secrets to increasing productivity and enjoyment while tilling the bountiful earth. And after all, there’s nothing wrong with kneeling in the dirt — but it should be a choice, not a requirement.

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