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Funny Gardening T-Shirt

Hey, accidents happen. There’s no shame in letting loose every once in a while. But when you do, it’s great if that extra leakage can nourish another living being instead of just causing embarrassment. This t-shirt is an ideal way for a friend, associate, or enemy to signal that they are judicious and purposeful with their sprinklings. The perfect gift for anyone who spends a little too much time talking to the greenery. After all, if anyone is renowned for their appreciation of bathroom humor, it’s gardeners.

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