Grow the F*ck Up
The ultimate guide to what you should have taught them already, with a title that communicates what you can’t bring yourself to say out loud. The world may be a nicer place than the one you grew up in, but it still can’t help punishing dumbasses. Help an 21 year old get it together.
Twenty-one is old enough to drown the sorrow of losing it all in the stock market with a bottle of cheap booze. Get them started on the path to rock bottom, not by buying them the bottle, but by giving them their first shares of stock, and thereby setting them off down the path of inevitable financial ruin that comes from gambling hard earned money on stocks.
We can’t think of a more fun gift for a summertime 21st birthday than this kit that turns a watermelon into a drink dispensing keg. Pair this gift with the melon and bottle of booze, then sit back and watch them immediately put it to refreshing use.
Turning 21 means there are going to be drinks around, which means coasters are a must. So why not have the hottest coasters around? These pressure sensitive squares light up when a drink is placed on them, and each represents a different radioactive element.
If only we had been given a book like this on our 21st birthday! Start their adulthood off on firm financial footing with this book that explains what investing is, how to get started, and how to plan for their fiscal future. And maybe get them a nice bottle to go with it.
Turning 21 means being on your own to face the hazards of the world, so give them the tools to be a true road warrior with this Auto Survival kit. Containing emergency supplies to survive floods, blizzards, accidents, and more, this kit is a must for anyone who is getting ready to take on the world.
We’re not going to sugarcoat it - a lot of the 21st birthday gift ideas we have involve drinking. We know that alcohol can be a serious problem, and that it is unhealthy to drink to excess, but 21 is 21. Anyway, this game is like Plinko, except with shots of booze.
This rechargeable bracelet contains 15 LEDs that illuminate a Hubble Space Telescope image of the Westerlund 2 cluster in the Carina constellation. Imagine her dancing in the club, drink in hand, with a stellar nursery blinking on her wrist. Badass, right?
We can’t emphasize this enough: you ride the motorized cooler full of drinks to the party, you drink its contents, and then you WALK it back home. Nobody wants to be the guy on the news who got arrested for drunk driving an empty cooler. So stay safe.