Misfortune Cookies
For some people, there’s just too much positivity in the world. They can feel it everywhere, like a heavy weight dragging them upward – it’s enough to inflate them with a sense of all-encompassing dread. For these people, darkness, negativity, and black humor are like a cool, shady oasis in the desert. They know that traditional fortune cookies are only there to manipulate us into relaxing so that life can blindside us with its evil plans. The world is always laughing in our faces – why should our cookies be any different?