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Personalized Family Mugs

The aristocrats of old used to commission grave and regal oil paintings of themselves to hold watch over the inhabitants of their homes from atop the fireplace. Today that seems a little extra. Of course, this from people who fill their social media profiles with thousands of images of themselves wearing the same questionable facial expression. So perhaps that old aristocratic narcissism hasn’t disappeared after all. Maybe personalized family mugs are an appropriate compromise for the humble modern civilian who still wants to flex.

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