Photoshop Toolbar Keychain

True power in the modern world lies with whoever can decipher the arcane symbols contained on this laser-engraved keychain. For those that harness the tools of PhotoShop can transform the fabric of digital reality itself. Armed with this skillset, one can create, splice, and alter images that to the human eye are indistinguishable from the real thing. Yes, the graphic designers of the world are a powerful and fearsome clan indeed. Let this be their calling card.