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Help your sister get away and recharge in a faraway place where nobody knows her and she can act however she wants with virtually no longstanding social repercussions. Because when things get tough, evacuation is usually the only solution.
Gone are the days of tripping over cords and accidentally sucking up Grandma’s lost earring. This powerful fella is about to change your sister’s life. The rewards of absentee vacuuming are beyond compare. We’re not just talking about spotless floors free of cat hair and breadcrumbs. Roomba transcends cleanliness by giving peace of mind and precious time—two things none of us has enough of. Treat her to the floor butler of dreams!
If you haven’t heard, the digital publishing revolution has been in full swing for years now. Anyone can order their own custom created books, pamphlets, and other propaganda material with the click of a button. Online printing experts Shutterfly have gotten in the game with a custom printed photo book. No more slipping Polaroids into clear plastic sleeves. That was cool in the 60s, but we’ve come a long way since then. Now you can commission the kind of glossy, professionally bound photo book that used to be reserved for the fancy-pantsed big shot photographers.
Why not reward the passive-aggressive person in your life with a playful beast that best personifies the light and dark sides of their personality? Raw emotional expression can be quite therapeutic and these cuddly critters are particularly gifted when it comes to delivering love and horror with just one forcible squeeze. Lifeless teddy bears are dreadfully dull and possibly creepier than these cheeky creatures. This badass gift is sure to raise the shock factor at the next occasion!
Floaties are optional for this therapeutic bath. Stimulate your sister to the core with an out-of-this-world flotation experience. Safe, peaceful and restorative, this water treatment capsule will help to wash away her tension and debilitating pain as the healing waters rejuvenate her from within. Give your sister the gift of good health. Water is life.
This DNA test won’t get you on the Maury Povich show, but it’s sure to reveal some truths that will delight and amaze even the biggest skeptics in the family. Engage in a little scientific exploration and uncloak some ancestral mysteries that could open doors long kept shut. The keys to the past, and the future, are just one saliva sample away. Be brave!
Give your sister something worthwhile to do all day. Humane, effective and fun, this wildlife wand sure beats ant traps and smoke bombs! Every house has some critters lurking around and this masterful toy is just the right tool for the job. With just a flick of the wrist, those daddy longlegs will be back in the wild in no time flat.
People say they love camping, but are we 100% sure they don’t just love to eat s’mores? Why not buy them this S’mores Machine so they can enjoy the good parts of roughing it without needing to sleep in a leaky tent afterwards.
Welcome home to the Shire, Sis! Serenity will take over the minute guests cross the threshold of this delightful abode. Block out the wail of sirens and wash away the sorrows of the day with light melodies and gentle tones. Gift your sister with the pure sounds of bliss she so deserves. So long, doorbells and knockers! Kumbaya is here to stay.