Star Wars Waffle Maker
It may only be a crass exercise in capitalistic branding, but on the other hand, it’s Star Wars. There’s literally nothing that can’t be made better by adding the word Star Wars to it — and that includes everything from body parts to kitchen appliances like this waffle maker. Star Wars is the most dramatic reminder in popular culture of how a few brave souls can change the course of history for us all. So every time they hear the satisfying sizzle of waffle batter cascading onto the hot griddle, they’ll remember the profound cosmic implications of their smallest choices.