Once you’ve used a TubTrug, you know that only fools are content to use a common bucket. The TubTrug is flexible, washable, bendable, ergonomic, and insanely durable. Not to mention they come in a pleasing array of colors to fit any mood or personality. Perfect for anything from carrying a buttload of gardening tools to lugging a sweet harvest back to the house, these brilliant, simple little hand haulers prove that buckets are for bozos.
Any gunslinger worth his salt will tell you — a well-made holster can be the difference between life and death. It’s no different in the garden. Comfort, convenience, and durability are the key factors here. After all, it’s no use having fine tools if you aren’t keeping them safe, secure, and close at hand. Because in the wild uncharted corners of the backyard garden, you never know when you’ll need to draw at a moment’s notice. Best to stay fast and loose, gardener.
Being a gardener requires a unique mix of thought, planning, TLC, and elbow grease to get the right results. And once it’s time to reap the fruits of all that hard work, the hope is that a veritable cornucopia of fresh goods comes rolling forth from every corner of the well-cultivated land. And if so, they don’t want to be caught there trying to gather it all up in their arms like an idiot. Better to have a handsome, finely constructed carryall to tote the bounty back to the homestead.
Something plants have always wondered: why do people hang pictures of them on the wall, when they could put real ones there? Ask no more, green ones, because inside this stylish frame, you're living works of art. This modern shelf (in two sizes) will keep houseplants or kitchen herbs thriving, even when there's not much natural light. Your kitchen garden can hang right above the counter, or use the smaller, vertically oriented version for a single fern or aloe, to make a cozy bathroom nightlight.
With worldwide bee populations dwindling, competition for pollination services is at an all-time high. Gone are the days where you could just plant a few flowers and expect the bees to show up and be grateful for the work. And believe us, the bees know they have us bent over a barrel. If you’re not going to offer up something extra, like free housing, they’ll just go on to the next garden. This mason bee bottle provides swanky bee digs that even the pickiest pollinators can’t pass up.
Some will tell you that gardening is all about getting your hands dirty. These are people who love torn fingernails and sepsis. So it goes without saying that you should disregard every last word they utter. In truth, gardening gloves are an absolute necessity. These nitrile-coated gloves are durable, comfortable, easy to clean, and may even give you telepathic powers. See, if you had been wearing these gloves, you would have known we were about to make an outrageous claim. Or would you?
This clever rain gauge uses the principle of buoyancy to make it super easy to take a quick precipitation reading. As the copper tube fills up, the plastic gauge rises to show the user how many inches of sweet, quenching water has fallen upon the garden and infused the thirsty foliage with the nectar of life. A stylish and practical way for an observant gardener to avoid wasting water or drowning the crap out of their carefully cultivated stock.
The earth is tough, especially when one wishes to coax edible fruits and vegetables from its gravelly loins. That just means that the gardener must commit to being even tougher. But sheer determination is not enough — the gardener must also bring the right tools to the job. A traditional soil knife is indispensable for digging out the roots and weeds that wish to invade a finely cultivated garden, robbing nutrients like a thief in the night and spoiling the cultivator’s hard work. This is the tool of choice for fighting back.
There are other garden kneeling pads out there, just like there are other gardening stools. But this is the Rolls Royce of the garden seating world. Its ingenious reversible design means all they have to do is flip it over to go from kneeling to sitting or vice versa. The two large, detachable tool pouches make it easy to keep all of their tools close at hand. And when they’re done, the stool folds up flat for easy storage. This thing basically does everything except cook you dinner.
Technology may be shockingly smart these days, but unfortunately your computer is still too dumb to stand up when you do. Though on that note, when it does become smart enough to stand up with you, you should probably run. On second thought, once the machines are that smart it’s already too late. Just sit back down and wait for the computer to tell you what to do next. If you don’t make any abrupt movements, it might spare you. In the meantime, buy this adjustable standing desk for someone you care about so they don’t ruin their posture.
The dual computer screen is one of today’s uber-nerd status symbols. Let the investment bankers have their Rolls Royces and the pimps their gold plated canes. The pinnacle of luxury living for a gamer is a super high resolution dual screen, so they can engage in some next level merkage (gamer slang). But it’s not just for video game junkies. Plenty of professionals have sworn off the single screen setup for good, pledging their allegiance to the gods of multi-tasking.
They say change always starts with the person in the mirror. But when you look into this mirror, you actually see two people. There’s you, and then there’s someone else in way better shape who’s trying to get you to do things you might not really feel like doing. And that’s not just any old fit person who’s goading you on — it’s an elite personal trainer from a top gym. So you better listen. This is the perfect workout gift for someone who needs that little bit of extrinsic motivation, but is narcissistic enough to kind of like staring at themselves while they work out. So, pretty much everybody.
A virtual cooking class with Gordon Ramsay is a chance to learn from a culinary master without the yelling and food punching you've seen on TV. His MasterClass lessons feature the seven-star Michelin chef in his home kitchen teaching everything from kitchen setup, buying ingredients, prepping, plating, and pairing restaurant quality recipes that wow guests. Crispy duck with red endive and spinach anyone?
Sleep Pod is a first-of-its-kind sleep solution designed around the science of Deep Touch Pressure Therapy that can help you fall asleep faster, and stay asleep longer. Sleep Pod applies a gentle, calming pressure to your entire body, much like a hug. This helps to reduce anxiety and gets you ready for sleep.
In classier quarters this might be called a “decanter.” But the built-in stupidity of a decanter is that it’s really just a big glass you’re not allowed to drink out of. You see, in the genteel world of wine, “classy” consists of adding unnecessary steps to what should be a simple process. Of course, bourgeois society has attached all kinds of stigma to drinking straight from the bottle, so some kind of compromise is necessary. And that compromise is right here.
Phones actually have more germs on them than a typical public restroom. This smart cleansing machine might not eliminate the dirty content sucking up the data on their phone, but it will be sure to return sterile swiping to their wired existence. Personal device hygiene should not be overlooked by today’s touch-screen fanatics. A high-tech disinfectant, this ingenuous accessory will decontaminate wireless communication and restore cleanliness to the digital age. Oh, and it also charges while it cleans!
So many of your household appliances would be better if they weren’t fixed in place. Wouldn’t you sometimes like to bake in the backyard? Do the laundry on your roof deck? And what about the toilet? Wouldn’t you like to…well, never mind. For now, we’ve got the inflatable hot tub. Move it, deflate and store it, set it back up and inflate it in three minutes whenever it’s needed.
