Enormous Retirement Cards

Like they always say, go big or go home. In this case, it’s all about going big right before they go home for good. And these super-jumbo sized retirement cards from Zazzle are more than just big — they’re, like, really big. Big enough to swallow your children and pets whole if they were, say, a Venus fly trap. But thankfully these are not menacing, man-eating plants. Sort of the opposite, really.