For years and years your parents showered you with gifts, love, and attention. Think about the dedication it took day after day to keep feeding you and watching to make sure you didn’t pull anything onto your head. Yeah, they did that, and you just wanted more and more. Not that you need to feel bad about it or anything. But now that you’re grown up you should acknowledge all that effort and perseverance, and naturally you should do it with material goods. Maybe they were insane for taking on that job in the first place, but they did it out of love. And probably a sense of moral and legal obligation. Either way, you’re still alive. Show them how much you appreciate that.
Recreate Childhood Photos
Crack open that old shoebox of Polaroids and add a modern-day twist to those beloved memories. Relive the first days of school, prom night, headgears and little league. Who says you can only live once? These hilarious shots will entertain your parents for hours on end. Just try to keep it clean, for goodness sakes!
Roomba Vacuum Robot
Gone are the days of tripping over cords and accidentally sucking up Grandma’s lost earring. This powerful fella is about to change your parents’ life. The rewards of absentee vacuuming are beyond compare. We’re not just talking about spotless floors free of cat hair and breadcrumbs. Roomba transcends cleanliness by giving peace of mind and precious time—two things none of us has enough of. Treat your loved ones to the floor butler of dreams!
Weekly Produce Delivery Service
This is the real farm-to-table dream your parents have been waiting for! Forget farmers’ markets and Whole Foods outings, this nutrient-packed gift box will keep on delivering wholesome goodness while Mom and Dad kick back in their recliners and get some afternoon Z’s. Say goodbye to the weekly shopping cart and hello to this super food carton that will nourish them from head to toe.
Digital Art Museum
Who has time for art museums? Bring the masters direct to home and gaze at their unparalleled creations whenever you so desire. Free admission to the best seat in the house! Feature your own works of art right alongside the undisputed greats. Art is definitely not dead.
Chances are your parents forget what day it is or when to take their green pill, but there’s no doubt their minds hold treasured stories and adorable details of life’s greatest moments. Help Mom and Dad reestablish those synapses and instigate some good clean fun at the next family gathering. Take a stroll down memory lane and relive touching times together.
World’s Largest Scrabble Game
This floor-to-ceiling game piece is a winning addition to any family room. Return your parents to the golden age of the game show era and watch endless fun unfold. Gather the whole family around for a full-body workout. Your parents’ synapses will be all fired up as they show off their wordsmith smarts. Get off the couch and join the life-size board game revolution!
1 Day of Yard Work
Let’s face it, power tools aren’t for everyone, especially your elderly parents. Hedge trimmers, leaf blowers, ride-on mowers … the list goes on. Weeding under a hot sun can be just as dangerous, and let’s not get started on weed whackers! Support your parents while caring for the Earth. Give this precious gift of green for just one day!
Welcome home to the Shire, Mom and Dad! Serenity will take over the minute guests cross the threshold of this delightful abode. Gift your parents with the pure sounds of bliss they so deserve. Wash away sorrows of years gone by with light melodies and gentle tones. So long, doorbells and knockers! Kumbaya is here to stay.
Who doesn’t love being spoiled? It’s time to flip the script and butter up your parents with lots of uncensored praise. This little treasure trove of adulation will make Mom and Dad feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Return the pat on the back and seal it with a kiss!
Family Tree Photo Frame
Remind Mom and Dad of the incredible feat of nature they’ve created with their seeds of love and years of nurturing. Dangle precious portraits of both young and old from the branches of this sturdy, cherished time piece. Gather the family around the tree and share stories of success, joy and stardom. Your parents will never grow tired of this beloved find.
Heart Shaped Waffle Maker
Cupid just called … He’s in the waffle business now! Your parents will be indulging on these breakfast-anytime treats to their heart’s content. Slather on the butter, douse them with syrup, and don’t forget the berries. Whipped cream is optional, of course, but don’t forget to kiss the cook!
50 Reasons We Love You Jar
When was the last time you told your parents how you really feel? The nice stuff, that is. It’s time to set your heart free and shower them with sweet sentiments to reward them for a job well done. We could all use a jar packed with sunshine and warm embraces. The world has enough chocolates, balloons and teddy bears. Love jars run deep and last longer, that’s for sure!
Personalized Travel Map
The days of global discovery may be long past, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t commemorate your own unique journeys to near and distant lands! Pepper this personalized map with all the cherished memories of life’s travels and let the storytelling begin. Younger generations will feel inspired by the many tales of adventure dotting the map. Retrace every special voyage and don’t forget to drop that special pin for where you call HOME!
Hometown Map Puzzle
Your parents may know every nook and cranny of their little corner of the globe, but are they sharp enough for this cartographic challenge? There’s no doubt they have the spare time to devote to this brainy endeavor. It’s time to break away from all the GPS madness and get back to basics. Grab your magnifying glass, Mom and Dad. It’s time for a jigsaw jamboree!
5 Star Dinner
Release your parents from the monotony of the buffet circuit and treat them to an elegant dining experience that will tantalize their taste buds and ignite some evening romance. A bottle of red, escargot, fondue and some cloth napkins will make Mom and Dad feel like they’ve escaped to the Riviera. Award them with this ticket to fine living!
Where They Met Puzzle
This romantic ode to days gone by is a lasting reminder of that one special moment that laid the groundwork for life to unfold. Enduring and poignant, this charming puzzle will remind your parents of a simpler time long before Instagram and Facebook got in the business of documenting every human encounter. Invite Mom and Dad to fall in love again as they piece together their first steps as a couple.
Sir Galahad Bartender
This iron-clad barmaid is not for the faint of heart. Your parents have earned this pedigree showpiece. What better way to express your devotion than to gift this one-of-a-kind libation locker? A throwback to days gone by, this bartender is just right for mature folks—fearless, classy drinkers who have graduated from the barstool to the righteous lords and ladies club.
Who’s got the juice? Mom and Dad will be firing on all cylinders with this life-saving gadget in the shed or the trunk of their Prius. Gift them with the power of independence and true peace of mind. Power outage? No problem! Your parents won’t miss a minute of their favorite program once this mighty companion kicks into high gear.
Move over bronze bust, it’s time for the age of the bobblehead! Nothing beats a personalized gift that’s whimsical and can entertain both the young and old alike. This timeless memento is the perfect expression of fun-loving adoration for the young at heart. A cure for the rainy-day blues that will lighten the mood and remind us all that life is good.
1 Year Of Amazon Prime
Now Mom and Dad can be the cool kids on the block with this premium subscription service. Your parents just might put their local drugstore out of business once they get their hands on this cyber junkie pass! Treat them to an online shopping bonanza that reaps limitless rewards. They’ll be streaming and 1-click shipping their way to the e-commerce halls of fame.
Text Stabilizing Digital Magnifier
A magnifying glass might look cool, but it’s about time to let go of the Inspector Clouseau look and step into the 21st century. The digital age is making routine activities effortless, and this gadget works overtime to aid the visually challenged. Move aside, reading glasses, technology just got a whole lot easier!
Soup Delivery Service
Slurp, slurp, slurp…Warm, wholesome goodness never tasted so good! Ship this yummy surprise to Mom and Dad just because it’s the right thing to do. This complimentary meal screams “I love you!” Your parents will be delighted and lovingly nourished by this personalized culinary gesture. Bon appétit!
Preemptive Snow And Ice Treatment
Wintertime shouldn’t feel like a jail cell. Unshackle your parents from the confines of their toasty, carpeted living room and give them the keys to brave the icy sidewalk. This priceless gadget will melt away fears of falling on icy stoops and make them feel like the king and queen of winter wonderland.
Blue Apron Subscription
Mom and Dad’s tray tables weren’t just made for TV dinners. Gift your parents with a ticket to the hottest new show in the healthy food movement. Send Mom and Dad on a new culinary journey their palettes won’t forget each time they crack open the latest Blue Apron box. Dinnertime doesn’t have to feel like a chore anymore. Wholesome, sustainable and easy as 1-2-3!
Closed Aquatic Ecosystem
Forget leashes, litter boxes and wild bird food. This marine companion is the next big pet craze. Your parents can stare at this natural marvel for hours and reap the benefits of having a one-of-a-kind pet that never needs anything! Bring the aquarium home with this incredible self-sustaining gift.
Gaze into this majestic display of red-hot embers and feel the calming sensation within. Fire is everlasting life. Make this the elegant centerpiece of Mom and Dad’s patio table. Transform chilly living spaces in a flash. The mesmerizing glow of this contemporary hearth will melt your parents’ hearts and intrigue their souls.
Ancestry Family Tree
What’s lurking in your past? There’s only one way to unearth the secrets and discover the seedlings of times long gone. This is the ultimate gift for parents who have just about everything else. Sturdy roots give rise to purpose. So dig deep and arm Mom and Dad with immeasurable knowledge. Gift them with a gold mine that will live on for generations to come.
Luminous Sky Portal
Everyone can use a little “brightening up” sometimes. Make way for divine intervention! These glorious beams of light piercing through angel-soft clouds will capture your parents at their best. Lift their spirits and inspire thoughts of the beyond on otherwise uneventful, average days. Make Mom and Dad’s day space spectacular!
This labor of love is the ultra-sweet gesture to show Mom and Dad just how much you care. A confectionery creation that will be appreciated from start to finish, your parents won’t believe their eyes when they reach the juicy berry hidden inside. Make them feel like kids in their very own candy shop. Go ahead, indulge their sweet tooth and dazzle them to their denture’s delight!
Name A Star After Them
Who says the Stars of Fame can only be found in Hollywood? A few decades on Earth certainly qualify your parents for this celestial honor and who better to bestow them with this gift but you? Take the quantum leap and celebrate Mom and Dad with a personalized jewel in the sky.
When did live music go out of style? Go ahead and raise the decibels a bit. This digital age of singular musical experiences is no cure for the weary minded. Give your parents tickets to an experience they’ll never forget. Get those toes tapping and hands clapping and let the rhythms set them free from the monotony!
Time to dust off those fanny packs and get on the road kiddos! Send your parents on a journey they’ll never forget. Put on your travel agent hat and draft a step-by-step escape that rewards them for being there all those years. Giving back never felt so good. Release your parents from the daily grind and reconnect them with the wandering spirit locked deep within.
Race Car Track Massage Shirt
Vroom … vroom! Turn those ouches into oohs and ahhs and feel the tension just melt away. Fire up those engines, Mom and Dad! You can’t make a wrong turn on this one-of-a-kind t-shirt. Arthritic hands or little loving fingertips will cruise over every inch of that tired, aching back and all will be good in the world!
I Love You Bean
This isn’t some throwback to the little shop of horrors. Oh, no! Nature got this plant just right and it’s the perfect expression of love for Mom and Dad. They won’t believe their eyes when this treasured sentiment magically appears. A splash of green sprinkled with love will brighten their days and remind them of life’s tiniest miracles.
Booze As Old As Their Marriage
Nothing says “I love you” better than the ultimate aged bottle of liquor! Celebrate the enormous accomplishment of surviving decades together and toast to the years of bliss that lie ahead. Who needs another pearl necklace? A tie clip? Forget about it! Set this trophy atop the mantle and revel in success.
Everyone and their mother looks like they’re having a blast in these one-of-a-kind creations! Unveil the mischievous sides of Mom and Dad in these playful keepsakes that are bursting with color and personalized flair. Shower your parents with oodles of joy and make them feel like they’ve been transported back to their grade school carnival days.
Custom Fortune Cookies
All of life’s problems can be solved with the crack of a fortune cookie. Pack these sumptuous treats with messages that will feed their souls and calm their nerves. Who knew wisdom could be so delicious? At a crossroads in life? Have a cookie! Give in to the yummy fun and go back for more until you find the answer you seek. Now that’s a gift you can sink your teeth into!
Give your parents something worthwhile to do all day. Humane, effective and fun! Every house has some critters lurking around and this masterful toy is just the right tool for the job. With just a flick of the wrist, those daddy longlegs will be back in the wild in no time flat.
Little Susie’s scribbles might be cute on paper, but it’s no match for a canvas masterpiece that will upgrade your parents’ walls from flat to fabulous! Bring unrivaled inspiration into Mom and Dad’s humble abode and transform their den into an artistic haven. Creative genius just found its new home!
Wedding Anniversary Flip Flops
Elevate the “sole”! Take those seaside strolls to a whole new level and leave a loving impression for all to see. There’s no doubt your parents could use some new footwear for their next escapade at the beach. Why not send a message with every click, click, click along the shore? A playful, affectionate reminder of the bond they share, these flip flops are the next big thing!
Bronze Couple Sculpture
This decorative piece is the perfect addition to Mom and Dad’s love shack. Grace your parents’ mantle with this eternal reminder of one of life’s most basic pleasures: holding hands with the one you love. It’s never too late to rekindle the passion still burning deep inside. Peel away the layers of time and celebrate their life of togetherness, loyalty and devotion.
In Home Dinner With Private Chef
Is this the ultimate treat or what? Your parents can come to the dinner table in their bathrobes and slippers if that fits their fancy. This three-course delight is on us! A delectable dining experience perfected just for Mom and Dad’s taste buds. The chef du jour is in the house and dinnertime never tasted so good!
When the dust bunnies have started to form into felt snowballs, the stovetop still has remnants of last year’s Bolognese sauce and that stubborn ring just won’t budge from the toilet bowl, it’s time to call in the big guns. Gift your parents with the citrus scents of clean and let the housekeeping professionals restore shine and hygiene to the Mom and Dad cave.
AirBNB Gift Card
Standard hotels are convenient and something of a social institution, but when it comes down to it they’re all the same, except that in the cheaper ones the desk clerks are a little creepier and the maids are drunker. Airbnb takes the predictability out of travel lodging and replaces it with an endless variety of unique experiences. For parents who appreciate the human touch.
Hilton Hotel Gift Card
When traveling, some parents really like an element of predictability to anchor their experience in an unfamiliar place. With a recognizable name like Hilton, they know exactly what to expect. Unfortunately, that name and that predictability come at a premium. You can help take the sting out of a vacation’s most expensive element by picking up the tab ahead of time.
Lobsters By Mail
Lobsters have many, many great qualities, not least among them are their nutritional and flavor profiles. But they’re dumb as dirt, exceptionally slow, and don’t drive. So if it’s inconvenient for your parents to go all the way to the ocean to find the best lobsters, you’re going to have to mail them one. Thankfully, lobster mail is now a reality.
Gift Card For Hotels.com
Back in the old days your parents were really rolling the dice when they chose a hotel. Either they called blindly after skimming the phone book or simply drove all night and hoped they saw a vacancy sign before they ran out of gas. A hotels.com gift card is not just a way of picking up the tab for a night’s stay; it’s also the priceless gift of peace of mind.
Candle Shadow Projector
Back when your parents were kids, shadow puppeteering was accepted as a legitimate skill. That meant holding your hands in front of a light to create rudimentary animal shapes on the wall, because there was no internet. These candleholders are a serious step up. Just try making a mature cedar with your hands. Ok, stop. It’s not going to happen.
Living Wall Art
Here’s some art that really grows on you. A hanging garden that can be placed on any wall in the house, it can add a bit of unexpected life to an interior space. The frame comes decked out with easy-to-care-for succulents, so you don’t have to worry about giving this to someone with a brown thumb.