It’s amazing to think that giving someone a kit to take a sample of their own DNA, that will then be sent off and analyzed, resulting in a detailed personalized genetic analysis, would have seemed like total science fiction just a few decades ago. But here we are, and the kit makes a thought provoking gift. They could be related to Genghis Khan, Cleopatra, Chuck Norris, and Batman… Probably not that last one. But you can’t prove it. Now you can either both spend your lives wondering, or you can finally understand where that fixation with roundhouse kicks came from. The choice is yours.
The refrigerator provides an ideal canvas for artistic, decorative, and sentimental displays of all kinds. Yet most people just have an old grocery list or a bunch of alphabet magnets strewn across its surface haphazardly. Wouldn’t it be nicer if they could look at the front of the refrigerator and see the smiling faces of their most beloved family members gazing back at them? Make it happen with a fridge collage magnet.
You’ve probably spent most of your life trying to emphasize to the world, to yourself, and to each other how different you are, but here’s a nice low-key, symbolic way to communicate that you know how much you have in common. Made from a combination of sterling silver and jade gemstones, this is a unique take on the traditional companionship locket. Though your real link is your DNA, shared memories, love, and lifelong grievances, it’s nice to have a visual and tactile reminder of your bond as well.
If your sister spends all day on her feet, she’s guaranteed to love this present that will relieve tension and soothe her soles. A trip to the salon is a thing of the past as this portable massager will provide her with some much needed relaxation from the comfort of her own home. She can sit back and unwind as the massager rejuvenates tired muscles after a busy day of running around.
This hi-tech gadget might put the local Kingdom Hall out of business, but it sure beats peepholes and scary lion claw knockers. Give your sister the freedom to answer the door when and how often she pleases. Gift her with the security of knowing who’s crossing the welcome mat. No more lost sleep over missing packages. Relax and just survey the footage. Homeownership just got a whole lot easier!
Vineyard-hopping can be loads of fun, but it’s not exactly the safest activity for a lazy summer afternoon. Give your sister a ticket to the finer things in life, in the comfort of her own home! She’ll be cranking out custom pinot noirs and zesty chardonnays in no time! Every family needs its own resident sommelier and your sister is just the right candidate for the task. Bottoms up! Handcrafted refreshments are where it’s at.
It’s time to unzip that vinyl mattress cover and go to town with this top-of-the-line germ-blasting general. Indiscernible stains and menacing microbes will be wiped out in a jiffy once your sister gets her paws on this miracle machine. Bedtime doesn’t have to be a scary, life-threatening experience. Reclaim the pillow-top, tame that tempurpedic and join the hygienic sleep surface brigade.
A book is more than just a collection of words and ideas. It’s a frozen piece of time — the intersection of one person’s (or sometimes multiple peoples’) thoughts and experiences with the moment in which they were recorded. So sometimes a 50th reprint of To Kill a Mockingbird just doesn’t seem to carry the same weight that it should. Serious book lovers love first editions, because they’re a tangible piece of cultural history.
Cushion those tired, aching feet with some plush pleasure. Deluxe and cozy, these carpeted inserts will spoil your sister’s instep and add a touch of warmth to any favorite footwear. Your sister will feel like she’s re-entering the womb every time she tucks her toes into these yummy crème puffs. Outfit those loafers and ballet flats with year-round luxury and pamper those cracking heels no matter what the occasion!
Feisty and user-friendly, this modern-day bodyguard is the perfect addition to your sister’s handbag or fanny pack. No need for ammunition, just a steady hand, good aim and some good old-fashioned adrenaline. This pocket-size enforcer will give her back her freedom and instill her with the confidence to brave even the diciest evening encounters.
In the age of AI and computer automation, we need to resist the machines any way we can. This is a great way to start — with a hand-cranked portable washing machine. The manual washing machine is a perfect statement of self-sufficiency and independence, and it’s a wonderful way to recruit someone you know into the resistance. It also allows the user to get the laundry done while on the road, while camping far away from electricity, or even during a hypothetical apocalypse. All in all, it’s a necessary tool in today’s world. The revolution starts here.
Surf’s up, Sista’! Pop some bubbly with this pop-up plaything and feel the worries just melt away… Your sister won’t be able to stop smiling once she slides into this portable jacuzzi. Cleanse her pores, soothe those aching joints and add a splash of fun to her routine. Indulge her senses and take her on an effervescent escape every season of the year.
Reminiscent of the days of communal eating and groovy togetherness, this culinary symbol of the ‘70s is making a comeback! The Swiss got it right when they wrote the rulebook on this shared meal. Color-coded forks and double-dipping penalties will encourage proper etiquette around the bowl. There’s nothing quite like the unifying power of melted cheese to get a dinner party moving in the right direction. Intimate and satisfying, fondue is the wave of the future.
A great introduction to cooking, this kitchen staple will get the kids involved in meal prep and teach them something about measurements and portion control! If seconds or thirds are commonplace in your sister’s household, scoop up three or four of these space-saving utensils and watch the forks start swirling. Maybe you’ll get invited to the next spaghetti and meatballs night. Mangia mangia!
Extend the shelf life of those fruits and veggies with some smart, breathable storage. Soggy strawberries, gooey lettuce and shriveled mushrooms will have to take a backseat to this fresh solution. Cost-effective and tidy, this gift will save your sister bushels of time and money. Bring order to the fridge and enjoy the crispy, succulent, sweet goodness of what nature has to offer!
If you can’t afford to splurge on a Tiffany tennis bracelet, spoil her with some modern technology that will rejuvenate her finest gems and jewels. Leave the polishing to the guys at the car wash. This sensible system makes jewelry care effortless and fun, easily lifting years of tarnish and returning finishes to their original luster.
If Crisco is the only oil occupying the shelves of your sister’s pantry, it’s prime time to introduce a splash of undeniable flavor to the mix. The health benefits of Mediterranean cuisines are indisputable, and this first-class EVOO has the capacity to transform any ordinary dish into an extraordinary, full-bodied feast. Trade in those over-processed oils for this high-grade immunity booster and get a taste of the good life!
This is the real farm-to-table dream your sister has been waiting for! Forget farmers’ markets and Whole Foods outings, this nutrient-packed gift box will keep on delivering wholesome goodness while your sister files her nails and catches up on soaps. Say goodbye to the weekly shopping cart and hello to this super food carton that will nourish her from head to toe.
The perfect way to chill out on those steamy summer days, this ingenious popsicle novelty will become the most-used appliance in your sister’s home. Compact and foolproof, even the kids can help out with this snack time winner. Reduce waste and let the crafty people in the world control the popsicle stick supply. Nutritious, delicious and a soothing distraction for teething little ones, this frozen dessert king will hit the spot every time.
Bingo the clown might be out of a job once these shiny show dogs start flying off the shelves. Balloon animals never cease to entertain, especially ones that last forever! These quirky, colorful pups will add a splash of fun and optimism to tired spaces, making any room “pop” with excitement. Once your sister catches a glimpse of her goofy smile in its reflection, she’ll be hooked for good.
If there’s anything that can make wine taste better, it’s a little frustration. If you think life in our rapid-delivery consumer culture is just a bit too easy, then teach your sister a valuable lesson by making her work more than she anticipated for her reward. You’re not only giving the world’s oldest artisan beverage, you’re helping develop life skills.
Nothing fights hunger quite like these covert cookie commandos. Family feuds will be skillfully settled with merciless munching abilities once your sister drops these cookies on the scene. Have the kids don their best ninja gear and turn snack time into a themed ritual. Just remember to train those secret soldiers to execute the most sophisticated cleanup tactics once the battle is complete.
Subtract some grease from your sister’s diet with this healthy alternative to fast food. Give her permission to indulge in the fried cuisine she adores without all the guilt! Detoxify from all the trans fatty acids lurking in those artery-coating crinkle-cut potatoes and oil-slicked drumsticks and unlock the deliciousness of air frying. It won’t be long before zucchini bites and okra fries take first prize in the fried munchies category.
Give the source of life some buzzworthy bubbles. This home-brewing beverage master will add just the right fizz to your sister’s refreshments and replace those cases of Tab crowding her kitchen countertop. Customized carbonation reduces the environmental impact of soda pop cans and bottles and gives water the respect it rightly deserves!
Stressed out sister? Her own personal on-call masseuse would help but is possibly a bit out of your price range. This is probably the next best thing. It’s portable, lightweight and provides a massage that’s guaranteed to hit the right spots as it’s completely customizable.
Your sister’s manicured hands have no business playing around in the dirt. Send her to the mall and tame that jungle taking over her yard with a day of back-breaking labor. Engage with some wildlife and reclaim her outdoor space so she can be free to graze the fields. This is a call to all those nature lovers strapped for funds. The best gifts don’t need a shiny red bow—they just have to come from the heart!
If you haven’t heard, the digital publishing revolution has been in full swing for years now. Anyone can order their own custom created books, pamphlets, and other propaganda material with the click of a button. Online printing experts Shutterfly have gotten in the game with a custom printed photo book. No more slipping Polaroids into clear plastic sleeves. That was cool in the 60s, but we’ve come a long way since then. Now you can commission the kind of glossy, professionally bound photo book that used to be reserved for the fancy-pantsed big shot photographers.
Even if you’ve grown out of family meal times, it can still be a great way to catch up with your favorite sister, however old you get. A gift card to her favorite restaurant will give you the opportunity to get together and enjoy an evening out in each other’s company. Best bit of all? No squabbling over washing the dishes and no getting grounded for not doing it. Hurrah!
You might be past the days of painting each other’s nails or, depending on how you felt about it, having her chase you around the house with a make-up brush and various lotions and potions. But she still likes to pamper herself and you can still help out. Just send her to a spa and let someone else deal with it.
Ironing is hard work, not to mention time-consuming and risky, particularly for today’s distracted consumers. Eliminate those stubborn creases and unsightly stains with a mean steam machine that’s making garment care effortless, hygienic and seamless! Your sister’s threads will be exuding a quiet elegance as if she just stepped off the Christian Dior catwalk and the smells of mothballs from years past will be gone in a poof.
Give the gift of beautiful views, bucket-list achievements, and especially if they’re afraid of heights, hours of entertainment for you. It veers away from cruel since it’s completely safe, but you’ll definitely get your money’s worth watching them rotate between admiring the splendor and clutching the basket while praying in four languages. Especially since they only speak one.
Once your sister gets the “hang” of this handy device, there’s no limit to what she might tackle on the DIY scene. Demystify the toolbox and liberate the handywoman lurking just below the surface. Home projects should be fun, not painful (ouch!), and advanced geometry shouldn’t be a prerequisite for symmetrical home décor! Your sister’s favorite works of art and beloved photographs will be out of the box and flush on the wall in no time flat.
Pixel perfect is the name of the game with this incredible mastermind. The days of monochromatic palettes are over. Boost your sister’s color-matching acumen with this one-of-a-kind design tool and she’ll never mistake a lemon chiffon for a mellow yellow again! Effortlessly unlock the mysteries of color and leave the guessing to the guys at the local paint store.
Digging up cherished remnants from the past is not only therapeutic, it can also introduce our littlest loved ones to the wholesome fun that dominated playtime before smartphones conquered the sensory world. Take your sister on a sentimental road trip and recreate the innocence of youth with some of her beloved trinkets and afternoon play pals. Who knows? Maybe that rabbit’s foot still has a touch of luck in it!
This is the perfect gift to gently remind your sister to catch up on her beauty sleep. Say goodnight to those dark circles and pillowcase creases on the cheeks. Drift off into deep space and some well-deserved slumber with the comforting glow of this bedside friend. Enter the REM zone and enjoy the health benefits of some extended Z’s.
Sunflowers are some of nature’s most obnoxiously beautiful creations, and they make a real statement when planted in your yard. Bright yellow and absurdly tall, they grab the attention of every passerby. Almost like standing on the porch and yelling at people, but in a really endearing and pleasant way.
Dig your sister out of debt and launch her on the road to financial freedom with some stock market starter money. Wall Street is open for business and now’s the time to get in on the ground level. These gift cards may yield some serious returns if your sister plays her cards right. Before long, she’ll be trading options and derivatives on the NYSE like a bullish FOREX broker.
Splurging on sweat lodges and weekend retreats might seem like a worthwhile investment in self-exploration, but sometimes it’s best to stick to something simple, and familiar! It’s time to get back to the root of things and remind your sister of where she really came from. Piecing together the various intersections and revered spots of her humble beginnings will spark a renewed sense of belonging and purpose. A challenging distraction from the age of transitory digital entertainment, this jigsaw puzzle has lasting power.
No green thumb required for this jackpot of a gift … just a little lust for that green paper that seems to make the world go ’round, whether we like it or not! This origami-inspired arrangement just might be the answer to all your sister’s problems—for today at least—and maybe it will yield some even bigger returns around the bend. No matter the denomination, this practical present is a cash-lover’s dream come true!
Breathe new life into those tarnished trinkets buried deep in your sister’s jewelry box. Even the local pawn shop won’t be able to resist the glimmer unearthed after just one blast of this sterile steam bath. Powerful, efficient and hygienic, this piping hot sensation delivers a VIP treatment beyond compare. Give your sister a little license to dazzle and watch her light up the room!
Mamma mia! Homemade pizzas never tasted so good! Fire up that stovetop and get treated to a wholesome, lip-smacking meal that the whole family can savor. Toss up some dough and put the take-out menus to bed, this one-dish maestro means business. Margherita, mozzarella, mushrooms and meatballs. Pepperoni, pecorino, peppers and parmigiano. Move over Naples, pizza just claimed its new home!
That tub of Rocky Road ice cream might be a soothing escape, but it may be wreaking havoc on your sister’s gut health. Introduce her to homemade snacking made easy with this probiotic meal machine. A haven for good sources of bacteria, this countertop cooker will be pumping out personalized dishes of creamy, healthy perfection for the whole family to enjoy!
Treat your sister to a well-deserved break from the domestic confines of motherhood and award her with a ticket to freedom for just one evening. The kids could benefit from a little less mothering and a lot more FUN! Don’t neglect to fold the laundry, pick up all the toys and empty the dishwasher while you’re at it. Leave her home more spotless than you found it and be sure to get those little ones into bed on time so she doesn’t wake up to crankyville the next day!
People weren’t joking when they said this coffee is the sh#t. The undeniably rich, full-bodied flavor produced by these rare beans has redefined the food chain and flipped the coffee industry on its head. Perhaps one of the most imaginative adaptations of the farm-to-table movement, this coffee product is redefining waste management.
Put your sister’s map-reading skills to the test with this customizable trip tracker. This is the global positioning system that will both inspire new adventures and commemorate journeys past. She’ll be able to run her fingertips over all the terrain she’s covered and begin to chart her exploratory steps for future expeditions. Power down the navigational assistant and let your sister’s craving for adventure take flight.
Don’t let your sister be a slave to the stove! Unshackle her from food prep duty for at least one night with this helpful, nourishing dinner in a box. Well-balanced and simple, this hearty gift delivers immediate gratification and pure pleasure. “Soup”erbly delicious and comforting, why make meals more complicated than they need to be? Slurp away and enjoy!
Add a touch of taste to your sister’s dated interior with some inspirational, one-of-a-kind pieces that will provoke greater creativity in her everyday doings. She might not be schooled enough to discern the Picassos from the Pollocks, but it sure is a step up from “painting by numbers.” Give a timeless present that not only supports the starving artists of the world, but also raises the aesthetic standard on the domestic stage.
This plush vest might look like the latest in Star Wars costume design, but don’t let its stately appearance fool you! With this regal pain reliever wrapped around her shoulders, your sister will feel like she’s been elevated to a higher state of being that doesn’t involve tight muscles, stiff joints and embarrassing posture. Neck tension doesn’t have to be a crippling experience with this portable masseuse on the job. Pain relief just got really stylish.
Floaties are optional for this therapeutic bath. Stimulate your sister to the core with an out-of-this-world flotation experience. Safe, peaceful and restorative, this water treatment capsule will help to wash away her tension and debilitating pain as the healing waters rejuvenate her from within. Give your sister the gift of good health. Water is life.
Who doesn’t appreciate a hug every once in a while? It may have never occurred to you, but our feet don’t often get the love they need. Well, someone’s feet are going to be in for a real treat now with this pair of custom insoles. Up til now they’ve probably always been crammed into ready-made factory-produced shoes. It’s no wonder they’re getting so ornery. These custom molded insoles fit like a glove (we’d say “like a sock”, but these are light years better than socks), help prevent injuries, and ease foot fatigue and associated pain.
Now this is a handheld shower massager your sister can really wrap her hands around. A cleaning tool that will exceed her wildest expectations, this hardworking brush will tackle those hard-to-reach spots with perfect execution and unrivaled efficiency. No job is too ambitious for this zealous wand. A dirt-loving devil with a thirst for grime, domestic duties will be done in no time!
Kombucha is the ancient art of making tea into something half the people who try it will love and the other half will vomit back onto your carpet. The people who love it are objectively correct, because it makes you live forever (almost). Anyone who has fallen head over heels for it will do the same for you if you buy them this homebrew kit.
This stress-relieving personal masseuse is a budget-friendly way to tell your sister to take a chill pill. Give her the permission to lock herself away and just give relaxation a chance. Foolproof and addictive, this handheld wand will release layers of tension and maybe even give that flat mop of hers some much-needed volume. Whole body wellness starts at home.
Grilling doesn’t have to be a seasonal pastime anymore. This creative addition to your barbeque repertoire will bring the oven to the patio and some deliciously baked goods to the chef’s outdoor menu. The irresistible flavor of brick-oven fare will redefine your backyard and inject some home-cooked aroma into the too often smoky, greasy smells of the charcoal circuit. Who knew cooking out could be so refined?
An “egg”cellent addition to your sister’s entertaining arsenal, this multi-purpose machine will be sure to meet the daily protein requirement, and then some! Give Denny’s a little competition with the finest scrambled eggs, Western omelette and dropped egg on toast to hit the breakfast-anytime scene. Bring the hatchery home and experience the wealth of dishes that will grace the table of any meal and please guests at every occasion.
It’s no coincidence David Copperfield happens to have a precious metal in his surname. This spellbinding gadget takes all the torture and toxins out of laborious polishing work and frees up more time so your sister can host some high-end tea parties and gaze at her reflection in fingerprint-free finishes. Better than a live-in butler, this hat trick will pass the white glove test every time.
Unless you want your front door to trigger thoughts of Super 8, it’s time to upgrade to smart home living. An economical solution with safety and aesthetics in mind, this full-exposure gatekeeper is a no-brainer replacement for outdated peepholes. Keep tabs on trespassers and trick-or-treaters and censor entry to only those you recognize and trust. Home security made simple!
If your sister has always dreamed of wielding a light saber, this powerful beam just might fit her fancy! Best when not pointed in a loved one’s direction, this powerhouse of illumination will penetrate darkness with impeccable precision and provide a clear and safe path out of harm’s way. The weapon of choice for any dark alley, thick forest or deserted road outing, this superhero outperforms any other handheld lanterns on the market today.
You might remember that snow cone maker from when you were a kid with the crank and Snoopy on top. It was disappointing; it was hard to turn and it made tiny snow cones. This thing, though. This makes real deal snow cones and uses electricity. This is not for kids.
Fire pits sure look inviting, but let’s face it, who wants to smell like charred charcoal and smoldering soot when they crawl into bed at night? Experience the beauty of fire with this classy, odor-free design that can complement any extracurricular activity or intimate affair. Toss the pokers and the bellows and clear the table … this stunning centerpiece is on fire!
A year’s supply of mouthwash and party mix is precisely what your sister has been waiting for! This bulk-buyer’s VIP pass will stock every square foot of her home with all the essentials and what-if amenities she could ever need. She’ll never run out of toilet paper again with this all-access ticket to the ultimate in consumerism. Jumbo pack of Q-tips? Check. Tub of pretzels? Check. 5-year razor supply? Check. Now this is shopping!
Who has time for trial and error? Folks today demand fast-acting, proven solutions to their everyday conundrums. A modern stand-in for the tried and trusted Farmer’s Almanac, this back pocket companion is more reliable than your great-grandmother and more concise than an open-ended Google search. Believe it or not, some of the “smartest” solutions have been around for ages.
Big ideas can change the world, but so do small acts. Not all of us can create the next Google or reinvent the energy industry, but we can all be better at being human. This international, online-integrated card game provides the ideas and the motivation to spread goodwill everywhere you go, one act at a time.
Contain the fungal spores multiplying in your sister’s fridge with these ingenious protective sleeves. Mold might be a naturally occurring substance, but that doesn’t mean it should be invading her finely crafted tea sandwiches. Leave the fuzz to the peaches and check that chalky residue coating her favorite cheddars. The deli drawer deserves a little TLC, don’t you think?
Help your sister get away and recharge in a faraway place where nobody knows her and she can act however she wants with virtually no longstanding social repercussions. Because when things get tough, evacuation is usually the only solution.
Stir up a little healthy competition and engage in some well-needed unplugged time with this family classic. Too tired to finish the game? No problem! This contest can rally for days, weeks, months even—as long as it takes to score the perfect word. Up the ante with some high-stakes wagering and watch the real fun unfold. Board games are back!
Since the dawn of time, chaos, terror, and death have periodically rained down from the sky. Only the lucky were spared. But now we have weather radios, so you can go inside instead of dying. This one also conveniently charges your phone so the next hurricane doesn’t have to interrupt your game of angry birds.
Take decorating to a whole new dimension with this spectacular light display. Intrigue passersby with these dangling diamonds lighting up the night sky. Distant life forms might be compelled to communicate once they catch a glimpse of these streaming signals. This is mood lighting redefined and on the move.
Flowers don’t just look nice and fill the air with pleasant aromas, they also carry various levels of symbolism. Much like the zodiac, each month has its own flower variety, reflecting the character of everyone born therein. Or at least, that’s what someone decided a long time ago. And it sure is a nice idea. Regardless of whether the person you’re buying for really is a carnation at heart, or whether they’re more of a Venus fly trap, these earrings are going to look great on them.
Their toothbrush cleans their mouth, but then what cleans their toothbrush? How have you not been thinking about this? If you don’t have one of these, your mouth and your toothbrush are just playing volleyball with all that crap that comes off your teeth. Life is gross enough without walking around with a bacteria factory in your face.
This sand-sifting surface will spoil all those beachgoers who crave the UV rays but don’t want little grains messing up their tan lines. Seagulls might not mind the crunch in their stolen ham sandwiches, but those avid beach bums loathe the dusty debris caking up their glossy skin. Even salty seawater is no match for this jumbo play pad. Sand is for the birds!
Polaroids may be dead, but the people who like to use them aren’t. Not all of them anyway. There’s something especially gratifying about holding a tangible photograph, especially in a world dominated by virtual commodities where everything is becoming digital. Having an instant printer on hand means they don’t have to wait for a photo printing company to print their photos from the cloud and mail them by horseback or whatever. And we all know that nobody has time to wait for a horse these days. Oh, and we should also mention: these look way better than Polaroids.